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05 Sep 2022, 6:44 pm

We're having fish n chips

Do you like the taste of snot?


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05 Sep 2022, 6:47 pm

I'd choose Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Is a woman's mind cleaner than a man's because she changes it more often?


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05 Sep 2022, 7:29 pm

It's a penny for your thoughts but I'll give you my five cents' worth.


What is a shag rug?


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05 Sep 2022, 9:35 pm

The pubic area

Do you like pickles?


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06 Sep 2022, 5:09 am

Yes, pickles are people just like everyone else.

What's the best way to get a stuck lid off a pickle jar?



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06 Sep 2022, 5:30 am

Why did you glue a pickle jar to my coffin lid in the first place?

Why do people drink coffee in the morning?


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06 Sep 2022, 7:37 am

To get over the shock of paying €99 for a bar of soap. 8O

Did OJ do it?


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06 Sep 2022, 8:17 am

He has kids, so he must have done it a few times.


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Someone saved my ___ ______.


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06 Sep 2022, 8:23 am

Life tonight

Do you like peas?


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06 Sep 2022, 8:29 am

Image

Name something light.


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06 Sep 2022, 8:33 am

A ton of feathers.


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I love my _____—___— ____!! !

(Often repeated by Fred Flintstone)


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06 Sep 2022, 8:40 am

MTv

Are you addicted to the Internet?


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06 Sep 2022, 8:56 am

I drink it, smoke it, inject it but I assure you I'm not addicted!

What happens when the stars are right?


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06 Sep 2022, 8:57 am

The fans are wrong.

Should I go to the lake?


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06 Sep 2022, 9:02 am

Only if the lake contains sea monsters.

What’s the secret of life?


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06 Sep 2022, 9:06 am

It’s a deodorant / antiperspirant combo available in gel or stick.


Where is away?


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