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ocdgirl123
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20 May 2012, 11:25 pm

I am not really confused about a personal issue right now.

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20 May 2012, 11:42 pm

I won the lottery, but I'm hiding it because I don't want others to be jealous.

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21 May 2012, 6:49 am

If you wipe with your left hand after going twosies, it will morph into a sunflower. If you wipe with your right hand, it will turn into a butterfly and float away.

Any toilet paper that is used will instantly catch alight the moment it makes contact with the poop.

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21 May 2012, 11:50 am

I wear a hat made of poo so the aliens don't want to steal my brain.

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21 May 2012, 1:09 pm

After all the human brains that the aliens have confiscated, why do they continue with such appalling behavior?
What do they DO with them?

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23 May 2012, 11:28 pm

The neighbours are really quiet tonight.

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24 May 2012, 12:33 am

Dear ocdgirl123, That is when you should worry.
They may be Up To Something!

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24 May 2012, 12:41 am

I'm completely healthy and well rested, and I don't spend too much time on my PlayStation 3.

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Hi there! Please refer to me as Moss. Unable to change my username to reflect that change. Have a nice day. <3

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24 May 2012, 8:05 am

No one has ever posted something on WP just to try to start a spat.

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