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Doberdoofus
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06 Sep 2022, 9:23 am

Between a rock and a hard place.

How many is too many?


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06 Sep 2022, 9:32 am

Depends who's offering.


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06 Sep 2022, 9:48 am

That's how I commute to work.

How to become a crazy cat lady?


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06 Sep 2022, 9:50 am

Come visit my house, while I sip dirty martinis on your verandah.


Where do I start?


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06 Sep 2022, 9:58 am

There should be a button you push to get you started.

What is the chicken of the sea?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:02 am

It's actually chicken of the c(orn).

Similar to children of the corn, but with better wings.


Fill in the blanks:

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ___ _____ ______ _______ .


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06 Sep 2022, 10:08 am

Wicked, wicked, jungle is massive :dj:

What does four-to-the-floor mean?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:13 am

idk actually

I heard it in a naughty movie once, but I covered my eyes.



Would you like to go on a magic carpet ride?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:28 am

As long as the cats don't join in.

Is a magic carpet ride a euphemism for travelling without moving?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:31 am

It's a euphemism for not worrying about other people's carpet stains.


Do you like salads?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:44 am

I like all meats.

Who's cashing in?


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06 Sep 2022, 10:48 am

Johnny Cash


Do you like fishing?


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06 Sep 2022, 3:51 pm

Hamster pie is well worth making.

What is your favourite dish?


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06 Sep 2022, 11:01 pm

Anything I can get my fat German hands and eyes on

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07 Sep 2022, 1:21 am

Love on the rocks with a twist of fate.

Why do appliances require electricity?



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07 Sep 2022, 1:26 am

They love feeling turned on.


What is the Loch Ness Monster?


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