What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I cannot recall visually or what it is about.

Only the sensation of biting my own molars in that it broke inside my mouth.

It felt so real enough that I woke up and checked if there really was anything hard in my mouth, only to find nothing.

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I dreamed that I was eating food products made by clothing manufacturers and they were terrible.

Thins like Carhartt Dill Pickles, Wrangler Dairy Products, and Fruit of the Loom Pies.

I sometimes have dreams where I make up weird stories in my head that I wouldn't think to create while awake. Last night I dreamed a story about an anthropomorphic duck who was suffering from a cough and a fever and he was sure he was going to die because his grandfather died of tuberculosis when he had a cough and fever a long time ago. But it turned out the duck just had a cold and he was better in a few days.

It was like some weird, kind of dark children's story or something.

I had a dream this night that I participated in a poetry recitation competition and that I recited my own poem I once wrote about Krynica Górska - it's a touristic Polish town where I was at a summer camp - twice - as a teen

dad gave me a tazer in a dream. it looked like a gun, tazers are very illegal here. Remember pulling trigger and seeing the electricity and getting freaked out

I dreamt I was in a house that ostensibly belonged by my late sister, but the grounds were denuded of all plant life, it was just tan rocks and sand and boulders and such. inside her house, there were water-stained murals still dripping water from some unknown previous water flooding event or leaking roof. there were 3 drab-blue/gray 1950s-era German cars, in mint condition, in a wide area next to the great room, blocking much of the hallway. I encountered a stranger and we had a mild discussion of how slow those German cars were what with their smoking diesel engines. then I ended up in the kitchen with some more strangers who seemed to be using the place as an air-b and b type of thing. then I awoke.

I keep having nightmares where i'm tripping and falling over something hard, and I wake up kicking my feet.

Last night I had my first sex dream since I was 16.
Since this isn't an adult section, that's all you get to hear.

^^^well shucks!

Over the past year, I've had four or five dreams in which I was a ghost. A relatively friendly ghost at that.

Last night I dreamed that I was a ghost and caught some thief stealing equipment from the family farm.

So I did the obvious thing and sentenced him to spend the next fifteen years in a ghost jail

After a couple of weeks, a sheriff's deputy showed up to ask questions. The ghost jail appeared behind him and we walked in so he could talk to the prisoner. Then we left and the ghost jail disappeared. The deputy couldn't really do much since I was a ghost but he did ask if I would release him to the custody of the sheriff's department.

I agreed to release him if the filled out the proper form and gave him the form. It was the craziest form ever. One thing in the hundred or so pages was that the county and state would take full fiscal responsibility for any and all thefts or assaults against his victims for the next fifteen years. They didn't like that.

So they made up their own craziest form ever and brought it to me.I laughed and told them to take him but if he ever came to my neighborhood again for any reason, I would not release him again.

I was sitting on the bed using my laptop when I noticed there was a rat voraciously sucking away at the cat's butt, apparently devouring her faeces. I tried to pull the rat away from her but it was too difficult - the rat just wouldn't let go, the cat didn't seem to care one way or the other, and when I stretched my arms out to intervene, my laptop started to fall off my lap. My son and my wife took the cat, with rat still attached, into the kitchen to deal with the problem.

I tried to use a search engine on my laptop to find out what the rat thing was about, but the search engine looked very different to usual - it was just a page of creepy artwork and the only place for typing in search terms looked like a ship's porthole window. It was much too small to see everything I was typing, with most of the text going outside the field of view. I tried to scroll it laterally to see what I'd written, but the scrolling wasn't working properly - when I pressed the left or right arrow keys the response was delayed as if the CPU was maxed out by other processes, and it kept overshooting.

My wife, son, and the cat returned, and the rat was no longer there. I asked whether they'd removed it, and my wife said no, it had run out of the outside door as soon as it was in the kitchen, like it always did when it could see the door.

The stuff about the search engine isn't weird at all, it's just an exaggerated version of the kind of thing that happens to me all the time - I visit a website and they've revamped it and made it practically useless. As for the stuff about the cat, God only knows what that was about. The whole thing was the nearest thing to a nightmare I've had in a long time.

^^^^Hmmmmm.....

I dreamt I was taking a quick vacation in Macao, then I found myself on a crowded tourist bus full of younger folks being carted to various area transportation hubs to catch rides home. I was in a bus bench seat near the rear of the bus, the back seat had only one young Asian woman sitting on it. I looked through my open luggage to find my socks and shoes, I think my feet were cold. then I awoke.

I dreamt I was the only one around, I travelled in a way that was not walking or ambulating in any way, floating from empty room to empty room, until I awoke.

My sister and I were still living with our parents in the second house that we lived in and my mum told us that we were going to have to move to a new city with her because her and my dad were getting a divorce. There was a very crude man living with us who had mental problems and his way of dealing with change was by throwing his waste at everyone.

I dreamt that I was at work, another busy day in the L and D unit, I was in the hallway between the delivery rooms when a nurse shoved all the bouffants, masks and shoe covers off the table in the hallway and dragged the table into a labor room, when I followed him he yelled at me to get out and leave the table alone. at that time they rolled a laboring woman in her delivery bed into the room before changing their mind and rolling her to a delivery room, I told them to use number 2 delivery room, I went in there and to my horror nothing was ready and the room was dirty, but no matter they went in anyways and didn't seem to notice. the pregnant lady's army boss, a command sergeant major, conversed with me with some enthusiasm, and told me they both were in information technology. then I awoke.

Was building a 4 floor brand New Apartment building in nice undervalued upcoming Neighbourhood .
And had worked years to build this..was getting near completed . Checking a lower wood assembled with nail
joint near the base corner of the building. But before I could finish , Somebody had build two 4 story apartment building
next door to the oneside of mine . Just then Donald Rump showed up as I was inspecting this wooden corner joint.
And looked at it and said it wasnt any good . But because he had money those two new building copied after mine.
Had been finished and got renters right away. Because he could afford many workers. So as he walked away, I wondered if I should ask him if his workers could help me finish my building ..? ask he walked away. Hadn't realised the two new buildings before that those were his buildings that he copied after mine. Until he walked away.
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