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17 Mar 2018, 7:32 am

Temeraire wrote:
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Ooooh it's cold out there - snowing and a hard north wind.

I have a close friend coming round for afternoon tea.

Perhaps I will put on a pot of stew me thinks.

Hope everyone is coping today :heart:


No snow at mine yet.


It is probably still cold though.

I am going to run the tap a few times today so my pipes don't freeze up again.


Hope that won't happen! here it's raining buckets, and it should be snowing again as well.



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17 Mar 2018, 7:32 am

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Easter: The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.


rofl i love these urban dictionary definitions :lol:

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.


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:lol:

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May your catholic guilt consume you :lol:

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17 Mar 2018, 7:40 am

SaveFerris wrote:
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Easter: The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.


rofl i love these urban dictionary definitions :lol:

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.


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:lol:

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May your catholic guilt consume you :lol:

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what a bastard! :lol:

hey i've repented my sins back and forth a million times already, i've got some credit there :P

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17 Mar 2018, 7:42 am

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so that's the original easter bunny :lol:



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17 Mar 2018, 9:38 am

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The buns are ready for the oven:

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Mmmmm buns :wink:


why is he crossing them out???


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17 Mar 2018, 9:41 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
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The buns are ready for the oven:

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Mmmmm buns :wink:


why is he crossing them out???


coz they are naughty buns


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17 Mar 2018, 9:59 am

SaveFerris wrote:
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The buns are ready for the oven:

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Mmmmm buns :wink:


why is he crossing them out???


coz they are naughty buns


They have been strapped down because they are Easter bun-nies.



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17 Mar 2018, 10:39 am

SaveFerris wrote:
Booyakasha wrote:
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Easter: The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.


rofl i love these urban dictionary definitions :lol:

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.


Image


:lol:

Image


May your catholic guilt consume you :lol:

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Those 2 images are quite funny, though if your intensely religious they tend to be seen as blasphemous.
Myself? I'm non religious(atheist) and have been for centuries therefore, I have no problems with such, just the people whom wish to be in a magical sky diety existing..


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17 Mar 2018, 10:40 am

Temeraire wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
The buns are ready for the oven:

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Mmmmm buns :wink:


why is he crossing them out???


coz they are naughty buns


They have been strapped down because they are Easter bun-nies.



If you say so..


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17 Mar 2018, 11:16 am

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17 Mar 2018, 11:21 am

kazanscube wrote:
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Easter: The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.


rofl i love these urban dictionary definitions :lol:

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.


Image


:lol:

Image


May your catholic guilt consume you :lol:

Image


Those 2 images are quite funny, though if your intensely religious they tend to be seen as blasphemous.
Myself? I'm non religious(atheist) and have been for centuries therefore, I have no problems with such, just the people whom wish to be in a magical sky diety existing..


Blasphemy - The Victimless Crime :twisted:


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17 Mar 2018, 11:32 am

Except when your mother beats you for it.


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17 Mar 2018, 11:43 am

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Except when your mother beats you for it.


i suppose that is very christian, eh? i got told for daring to do the ironing on sunday. blasted religions, hope they follow the path of the dinosaurs.



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17 Mar 2018, 11:49 am

^ me too.

Apparently, they've found that religious ferver has the same effect on the body as taking drugs, and it's the same part of the brain that has to do with reward and addiction.

Which, if you've ever spoken to a highly religious person, it's just the same as talking to a junkie, innit?


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17 Mar 2018, 12:01 pm

yeah! and they're pretty much the same, all of them, of all denominations, religions. sanctimonious, with a holier than thou attitude, impossible to reason with.