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16 Sep 2022, 10:30 am

You've been hula hooping for 12 days straight.

Is your heater running?

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16 Sep 2022, 10:43 am

After the dream I just had, yes my motor is still warm.

What do you put on toast?

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16 Sep 2022, 10:50 am

Soup.

What should I eat with a pork pie?

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16 Sep 2022, 10:51 am

cow cakes

Why do we have nostrils?

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16 Sep 2022, 10:59 am

So we have somewhere to stow pencils.

Why does my back itch?

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16 Sep 2022, 11:01 am

The Queen's ghost is trying to eat you.

When exactly are you coming to get my stuff?

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16 Sep 2022, 11:12 am

The camel train are making their way to you from Antarctica.

Why is grass green?

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16 Sep 2022, 1:39 pm

Purple was already taken and trademarked.

Why is beer bitter?

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16 Sep 2022, 2:15 pm

Because lager took his girlfriend.

Define Murphy's Law

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16 Sep 2022, 2:19 pm

There's this dude named Murphy who follows me around like a black cloud.
He ruins everything.
I've heard he runs a law firm now.

Who invented punching bags, and why?

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16 Sep 2022, 2:49 pm

Frogs. They wanted punching bugs but they made a typo.

When is the best time to retire?

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16 Sep 2022, 3:33 pm

At 17:36 precisely.

When is the best time to be born?

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17 Sep 2022, 8:21 am

Just after the Sun becomes a red giant.

Why do animals have fur?

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17 Sep 2022, 9:24 am

To provide a warm cosy home for fleas and lice.

Where does the sun go at night?

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19 Sep 2022, 5:11 am

To my GPU.

Why is it cold in winter?

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19 Sep 2022, 5:22 am

It's a sales ploy by clothing manufacturers to make you buy more clothes.

Where do the clouds go?

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