What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I murdered my entire family then turned the gun on myself.

Another interest related dream, woopy doo.
My parents' room was being decorated and their room looked a lot different to what it usually does, the whole structure of the room was different. There was a bed in the middle, and two big chairs in front of a an old television; probably an early 90's model. The way the wall had been decorated was with lots of pictures and photos on the wall and a thinner strip of wallpaper all around the the walls that could be changed whenever we wanted. At one point the pictures on both the walls and the wallpaper strip was split in 2, on the left side of the wall there were pictures to do with magic and the supernatural, on the right side of the wall there were pictures to do with science.

Me and my mum were sitting in front of the telly that was also a computer, my mum was using either a remote or a keyboard the control it, she was scrolling through pictures of the old PG tips ads with motivational poster style captions on them, one picture in particular made my mum laugh really loud but I didn't find it funny. She then put on a video which was a PG tips ad but feature length, it could have been any chimp-dressed-as-people film but I knew that this was made by PG tips. I remember some of the scenes, there was this cafe/restaurant where these chimps were preparing something, and a man with a suit on and a chef-ish moustache kept going in the kitchen and shouting at everyone to hurry up because something important is happening. But the chimp characters were all "talking" to each other, but they were just moving their mouths and voices were dubbed on. There was some soap style drama between the characters, and sometimes the characters were plastic toys, and sometimes they were real chimps, and one time there was this really creepy looking one with no hair and a tiny head . My mum thought the film was really funny, but I just thought it was stupid.

In the next part of the dream I kept seeing these weird insects in the house, they were green and blue and when they flew the colours lit up like a bulb. I didn't like the bugs and found them scary, but they were in every room of the house. In the bathroom my dad told me to not run away and to look at the insect in flight, I looked and it looked very beautiful but I was still freaked out by it because it reminded me of a moth. I went into every room of the house and there would be these brightly coloured insects every where I turned. I went to the bathroom to use the toilet and I saw one on the curtain but I decided to just put up with it and not look, but when I turned round there was a giant brown moth on the door. I scream for my mum and she ran in, I told her about the moth while covering my ears and making scared noises. My mum shouted at me "take it out yourself!!" I sad no but she kept shouting. I then turned to her for reassurance because she was being really quite evil. But her eyes were bulging out and her facial expression was that of pure psychopathic rage, she screamed "just stop panicking!! !" and yelled at me about my fears and stuff.
I then woke up in a state of WTF

i dreamt i was in my front yard, walking to the mailbox when these two weirdos wearing dark sportsjackets and filmy white and gray shirts, and with organic-sponge afros approached me outside of their black limo idling in the street, and told me i should go with them to attend the governor's funeral procession. i told 'em i didn't know any recently dead governors, and walked away from them, but it was communicated telepathically to me that i had to go with them, and they froze me in place like a statue, and everything around me turned into a white mist, and my last thought was paused in place like when you hit the pause button on a dvd player, and it echoed for what seemed like forever before i found myself inside their limo, looking outside the window as we drove down the street for a brief moment before everything went black and then suddenly i saw a starburst and the next thing i knew i was in this strange building somewhere with silvery white walls and dark gray carpeting, and these same two men, with painted-on doll-faces and doll's eyes and flat noses, slits for mouths, no ears below their sponge afro hairline- they pushed me into this office with a black cube-shaped desk with another fella who looked just like these two fellas, sitting bolt upright. it wordlessly asked me to explain myself, and i wordlessly communicated to it that it was only natural for me to be offended at having been abducted by them, and from what planet were they? at this remark, the fella behind the desk rolled down the filmy white neck piece of the shirt it was wearing, to reveal green scaly skin with gills. when i saw this, i mustered as much politeness and presense of mind as i could, and told the creature [via my thoughts] that he just scared the wits out of me, at which point the fella just glared at me with the first actual emotional face expression i saw from these beings, a mild scowl resembling consternation.

the next thing i knew, i was back in my tin can, and i inspected it to make sure no ET type had hidden any booby traps or changed anything. my porn stash was in the same hiding place, and my pc was still running. i went to the fridge even though i wasn't really hungry, and noticed that it was empty. strange. i went outside and noticed that my property was surgically sliced out of the ground and transported to this place, wherever it was, and the grass was wilted, and the surrounding area was make of dark gray loamy dirt, thick and dense yet fluffy at the same time. the background was of dark gray mottled huge boulders and rolling hills off into the gray sky distance. there were no trees, just tall cylindrical boulders. then suddenly the original two weirdos showed up and telepathically sent me a mental video showing my property back on earth with a huge hole cut out of it, leaving a crater hundreds of feet deep. they forced me to accompany them back to the office, and when the fella behind the black desk glared at me again, they gave me the bum's rush out of the office, out of the building, and out of the city, at which point the two creatures painted using a weird tool, a fat red line on the ground, and wordlessly indicated to me that if i knew what was good for me, i should not dare to cross this red line. so i looked back at their fair city and noticed it looked a lot like bedrock or flintstone city, but with flying saucers zipping about and obvious high technology. i looked in the other direction and it looked like what i had seen earlier at my transplanted tin can, with dark gray mottled rolling hills and boulders stretching off into the distance, only now it must've been nighttime, as i saw a large but dim moon and a smaller but whiter sun up in the sky, and together they provided the same light as roughly 3 full moons on earth. the stars were clearly visible unlike in the day, when all i could see was gray clouds in the sky. i looked farther in the distance and noticed several tunnels leading to larger caves underground, so i followed one of these down into a cavern, at which point i saw a lighted living area, and a light-gray being stepped out, regarded me and telepathically said, "ah, another earthing! how nice!" this fella told me a story about how for millenia, the dark-grays have been abducting earthings and bringing them to this planet, keeping very few and saying i shouldn't inquire about what happened to the rest. then i awoke.

I dreamed I killed myself, haunted my parents, and then went to my own funeral. Heh.

Last week 2 nights in a row same dream extremely vivid: was taking the family to the state fair, in the livestock area with the cows.. we were scratching them on the head, feeding them hay.. (in my head I was trying to calculate the number of cheeseburgers for each one) all in all quite nice.. all of a sudden the cows began exploding, the flesh and skin blowing off in a bloody spray, leaving the gory skeleton standing and collapsing a moment later. Everyone was covered in blood and running and screaming...

i dreamed that i went to the bank to deposit some money. i had about $10000 in notes and about $400 in coins.

when i got there, i forgot how much money i had, and i started to count it again at the request of the teller.

i did not have a desk to put it on, and so i somehow tried to hold it all simultaneously in my hands, and as i counted, i kept dropping money on the floor, and as i picked it up, more money dropped out of my hands, and i went through a long cycle of picking up money, but dropping other money.

it seemed to me that if i took too long to regather all my money, it would somehow become public property, and so i panicked and scooped it all up and dumped it in my jumper (sweater) of which i had folded the waist line up to make a kind of hammock.

then i noticed that there were holes in my jumper and coins were spilling through, and the dream ended with me circling around on the carpet of the bank futilely trying to gather my money up.

i guess that dream signifies that i always have the subconscious idea that the world will somehow take my money off me because i am not too bright.

I was at home, chilling out and reading an issue of MAD (my newest interest). A knock on the door, and I answered. It was a voluptuous, strange woman standing at the door. We started to make out.

When we started to get naked, that warped me out of time and space to a dark room where my mom waited.

We talked about what just happened, and she told me that to get to the next room, I had to build up some speed. She disappeared.

So I ran up the wall that followed, and encountered an exotic bronze key. It was on a pedestal, next to a sign that read, "MUSTN'T TOUCH" and some freaky gibberish. I nabbed the key and walked over to an ivory door.

A robotic voice roared, "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR." Another voice - that of Rod Serling - calmly instructed, "You hold the key of imagination in your hand. You unlock this door with a dimension of sight."

I unlocked the door, like so. A gray spiral amidst black space. I ground the spiral, then landed on a platform. In the distance, I could hear Ke$ha's "Your Love is My Drug". I shrugged and decided to peel beyond my usual running speed, clearing two loops and a long jump along the way. The music faded out as I got to a pedestal with a silver key on it. I took a spinning leap down below, where another ivory door waited. The "don't touch the door" robot blared its message twice.

Rod said, "You unlock this door with a dimension of sound."

I unlocked the door, and heard the robot's cry getting faster and faster, exploding doors everywhere. I had no choice but to haul butt out of this area! The area ended with jumping on a springpad into the inky sky, diving into a space filled with golden rings below.

Rod admonished, "You have just crossed over into...the Twilight Zone."

I grabbed all the golden rings I could, until another voice - a gruff, twanging one - called out, "Aaaaaie, buzzy!"

I noticed it was that of Sonic, who also crossed over into the Twilight Zone. We talked about this dimension, and he then told me that the exit is below, and a long way ahead of, here.

We bade each other farewell.

I entered the final area. I cleared two loops, a row of platforms, a corkscrew, and an Immelman rail. Light appeared in a hole ahead of me, and I somersaulted expertly into it.

I was back where I was before, this time with no mysterious woman.

End of dream.

I found a pot. I smashed the pot, and out came a ring.

I teleported over to where the BOGUS was waiting to be RELEASED. I RELEASED it like so, and then went on.

I Homing Attacked across a chasm, somersaulted up some slopes, then cleared a loop. I launched up the lip, landing on a high platform. I ground an invisible rail, then headed into a light.

End of dream.

Before I start writing down my latest strange dream, I'd like to point out that I haven't been reading anything about end of 2012 stuff or Mayans, recently, nor have I been thinking about it.

Just before I got up, today, I dreamt about a major event that was going to wipe out at least most of humanity. Due to this information that somehow had been understood, me and a group of people, including a girl I knew in some way, had decided to take shelter in a Mayan temple. When I was in that temple, I somehow was enlightened of a mathematical formula that in some way was important to the current situation. Unfortunately, I am terrible with maths, so I understood nothing of it, and I can only remember a few fragments of it, now, such as it starting with the root of something that started with a symbol that looked like an E with a rounded back (similarly to the euro symbol, €, except with only one line inside it). What I remember very clearly, however, was a separate addition to that mathematical formula that was a standing rectangle whose upper third part of it was separated with a line. In the second, lower part of the rectangle, that was about the shape of a square, the number 3 was written. This rectangle-shaped formula was also written out with bricks of stone, except for the number. Just after I had seen these formulas, a trap in the temple started sucking everyone who was hiding there into it, including the girl I knew. I, however, wasn't affected by the trap, so since the last person who were sucked into it was the girl I knew, I quickly ran towards beside the hole in the floor that everyone was sucked into and reached for her, got ahold of her one hand, and pulled her out of it. After getting her out of there, the only ones left in the temple were me and her; everyone else was dead. Somehow I now also felt that this had happened to the rest of humanity, as well, and that we possibly were the only ones still left alive in the world.

EDIT: If someone wishes to attempt to analyze this dream, or the one I posted before, then feel free to do so. :) Oh, by the way, for the sake of the analysis, I do not believe humanity will be wiped out towards the end of 2012. However, many indications do point towards that some very unusual things indeed will happen...

I had this really weird dream last night, a very weird linked dream that me and my girlfriend had and it happened on the exact same time and everything in her dream happened to be exactly how mine happened.

She text me this morning about it and it literally frightened me.

I dreamt last night of an almost-circular room with windows to different times in my life, past, present, and future, and a huge standing mirror on one side. The only way to see into the windows was to look at them through the mirror. I looked into one of the windows to my future, and it was only a big, empty bed. It was very comfy-looking, but I wasn't in it, or anywhere to be seen.