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14 Aug 2006, 8:10 pm

Because they give us unconditional love. :heart:

Why can't I be more like my Sister?

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14 Aug 2006, 10:23 pm

Because she does'nt like routemasters and is therefore your "evil" sister bruuhhaaahaha!!

Why can't they make good Belgian Ale here in America??

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14 Aug 2006, 10:49 pm

Because Belgium is too hard to transport.

Who put the bop in bop de bop de bop?

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14 Aug 2006, 10:57 pm

I don't really know, but it sound's good.

Is that a Soother in your Dog's Mouth?

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15 Aug 2006, 12:04 pm

No, it's my shoe (Then after that I try to smile, but then I say: "HEY!! GIVE IT BACK!!").

If a piece of fruit fell off a tree was called a bread fruit, wouldn't a branch that fell off that same tree be called a bread stick?

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15 Aug 2006, 12:16 pm

Yes, I think so. Falling breadsticks can be dangerous, too.

Are we there, yet?

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15 Aug 2006, 12:20 pm

NO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

why do everyone like the red ones?

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15 Aug 2006, 12:28 pm

Because the blue ones are too expensive.

Where does :arrow: point to?

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15 Aug 2006, 12:58 pm

My printer.

What exactly is the criteria here for questions to be "stupid"?

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15 Aug 2006, 1:00 pm

It's a question an NT would take seriously (along with the answer)

Why is the northern pole the Arctic, and the Southern pole Antartic?

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15 Aug 2006, 1:09 pm

The penguins down there are deeply racist towards Eskimoes.

Why does chicken flavour never taste anything like chicken?

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15 Aug 2006, 3:18 pm

Hey, they don't have to mention what part of the chicken they used ... ya know. Maybe that flavor happens to be poultry colon polyp flavor.

Why do they call it scoring if you're not really supposed to keep score?

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15 Aug 2006, 9:45 pm

You're not supposed to keep score?? Ooooops!

Why do they call the "Chicks" or "Birds" if they can't fly??

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16 Aug 2006, 6:19 am

The came reason they call Guys, Cats.

321, 123...What could it be that's bothering me?

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16 Aug 2006, 6:36 am

Uhh...just off the top of my head, I'd say the recent retiring of the Routemasters?

Baby baby, where did our love go?

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16 Aug 2006, 6:38 am

Into a container of Monosodium Glutamate.

Why did the pencil case cross the road?

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