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18 Aug 2011, 10:29 pm

chrissyrun wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

I never mistake this thread for another one. :oops:

I am not wondering what thread you are talking about.

I am not wondering either... :scratch:

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19 Aug 2011, 12:08 am

Random truth thread?

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19 Aug 2011, 12:29 am

I won the Miss America pageant but lost my crown after they realized men can't win Miss America. Luckily I was abducted by space aliens as I'm the chosen one to fight off the incipient zombie apocalypse and they wanted to interview me for the intergalactic news. I was chosen to fight the zombies due to my super power to turn hair invisible. This confuses zombies as they then are less certain where the brains are located. They usually find them by going after the hairiest part of the head.

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19 Aug 2011, 12:39 am

Foxyglamarchist wrote:

She's totally not crazy

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19 Aug 2011, 2:57 am

I'm a billionaire and drive an amphibious flying pig.

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19 Aug 2011, 3:00 am

I use a Mac.

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19 Aug 2011, 4:37 am

God exists and the bible is all true.

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19 Aug 2011, 6:26 am

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19 Aug 2011, 6:38 am

I love Harry Potter. It is my favorite series and it never let me down.

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19 Aug 2011, 6:41 am

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19 Aug 2011, 6:58 am

I live on the moon.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:06 am

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