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21 Oct 2006, 7:26 pm

Granted ... but yer bleeding grape jelly!! !


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21 Oct 2006, 7:29 pm

Granted!! you just can't figure out how to use it.

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist and 1,000,000 ducks.


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21 Oct 2006, 7:32 pm

Granted.... but the pianist only knows Beethovans Fifth, and the ducks quack so much, yer ears bleed!! !

I wish for me own interney.



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22 Oct 2006, 1:07 am

granted, he blames you for stealing his ironing board and seeks revenge on you.

the next person has a mosquito bite on them.


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22 Oct 2006, 1:11 am

tinky wrote:
granted, he blames you for stealing his ironing board and seeks revenge on you.

the next person has a mosquito bite on them.


I think you're in the wrong thread, tinky.


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22 Oct 2006, 1:21 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
tinky wrote:
granted, he blames you for stealing his ironing board and seeks revenge on you.

the next person has a mosquito bite on them.


I think you're in the wrong thread, tinky.


hah! i'm so out of it(more than normal), i wish these bug bites would go away


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22 Oct 2006, 1:23 am

Granted. Now you've got shark bites to worry about.

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22 Oct 2006, 1:26 am

i think i'll name the shark babaloo

granted, satan becomes good friends with you. satan likes to watch golf and golden girls reruns all day...have fun!

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22 Oct 2006, 1:28 am

It falls on your house, killing Bob the Llama who is actually a drunken chipmunk.

I wish Satan would change the channel.


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22 Oct 2006, 1:39 am

Granted. He changes it to MTV.

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22 Oct 2006, 2:20 am

You have no chance to survive.

I wish I wasn't on the way to destruction.


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22 Oct 2006, 12:26 pm

Granted, you're on the way to misery.

I wish I had a true friend which excepts me with who I am. :(



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22 Oct 2006, 12:29 pm

Granted!! He's a 3 legged dog with one eye, half an ear gone, with digestive problems. He goes by the name of "Lucky"

I wish I won Mega-millions this week.


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22 Oct 2006, 1:11 pm

Granted, you've won a Mega-million amount of fish, and it's about to be dumped on your house!

I wish the Writing and Poetry section would update.



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22 Oct 2006, 1:29 pm

Granted!! but no-one is posting!

I wish I had a McLaeren F1.


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22 Oct 2006, 2:39 pm

Granted, but it's scratched and ruined courtesy of the past owner.

I wish I wish I was a fish. :)