Say something rude to the person above you

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The thread says, "Say something rude to the person above you," so this is the logical conclusion:

Something rude.

Dear Kevin, How exquisitely literal of you!

Back on topic, may I assume that regarding astrological symbols, you were born under the Sign of the Asthmatic Fruit Bat?

Sylkat

Asthmatic? Only twice, so it can't be that bad.
Fruit bat? But we still have to drag everyone kicking and screaming into it and it's already the Century of the Anchovy! (Come to think of it, the average kicking and screaming internet user has a mind from over 6 millennia before, so it's necessary to drag them kicking and screaming into even that century.)

Astrology cannot work for me. Somehow, many of the P.T. Barnum statements make the assumption that I'm already extroverted (opposite explains ISTP), organized (not yet), or sociable (again with the I-T-). So assuming it ever works (not that it can work, especially if I find a way to travel far enough that the constellations are all Small Groups of Fairly Boring Stars), it's Small Group of Fairly Boring Stars.

Argh! I wasn't logical enough. I was supposed to say this:

Something rude to the person above you.

Dear kevin, Is 2012 the beginning of the Century Of The Anchovy? What is the next one, Century Of The Alopecial Musk Ox? Century Of The Orbiting Allosaurus? I really need to know...Sylkat

Oops, required rudeness:

If we can send a man to the moon, why can't we send them all?

If H. sapiens left, imagine the F. catus sylus population explosion and its consequences!

Are you implying that the world would be overrun with Sylkats?

Who said I was implying?!

Me: Would you like to be the sun of my life? c:
Kevinjh: Awh, of course!
Me: Okay, stay 93 million miles away from me.

Dear kevin, Actually, an alternative would be a planet overrun with kevins....The Hitchhiker's Guide would undoubtedly present frantic warnings against any possible contact.

Dear Miharu, That was very good!

Sylkat

This is why people think they would like writing stories about me. After a few minutes with the primary source, they decide that I'm too close to a robot character. [But the literal interpretation is nice, although I doubt my ability to understand romance unless required to do so.]

Would you like to be the Hebe (goddess of youth, if my memory is correct) of my otherwise brief life, then? That's just above 9.3e7 miles away during periapsis!

I wonder why no one noticed the wurst puns in the blatant lies thread. To be frank, I had lots of pun making them.

Can someone teach me how to be rude please so I can join in?

No.

Oops, I just did!

You're not a very good teacher.

That's the spirit! MUAHAHAHA-

Dear Babybird, Kevin teaches by example, rather than a lecture. Therefore he excells as a Professor of Rudeness. And the illegal importing of dangerous cryptozoids.

Sylkat

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Scared away from the blatant lies thread.