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08 Aug 2013, 4:42 pm

god goofed when he made humans as fertilizer emitters and not playdoh extruders.



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08 Aug 2013, 5:17 pm

After you give blood . . .
Drink an extra four (8 ounce) glasses of liquids and avoid alcohol for the next 24 hours.


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08 Aug 2013, 5:25 pm

What's the relevance of the word "stemming" in this topic ?


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08 Aug 2013, 5:28 pm

You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer sales man!


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08 Aug 2013, 5:49 pm

I am beginning to wonder what DOG BEER actually tastes like.


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08 Aug 2013, 6:03 pm

We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin!


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08 Aug 2013, 7:06 pm

human nature sucks! news at 11.



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09 Aug 2013, 5:56 am

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.


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09 Aug 2013, 12:43 pm

that is not bizarre at all, it is ancient wisdom. bizarre would be something like "I shot an elephant in my pajamas- how it got in there, i'll never know."



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09 Aug 2013, 6:50 pm

To this day, I have no idea what that woman was singing about. Like, literally, no idea. I don't know what a "Hollaback Girl" is, but I have to imagine it's a foul, disease-ridden thing, that wears too much makeup to cover up the fact that it's a 47 year-old fish-dog.


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09 Aug 2013, 6:55 pm

I wish I could drink coffee w/o feeling all hopped up. Oh, wait, that's what decaf is for!


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10 Aug 2013, 10:35 am

Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.


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10 Aug 2013, 2:49 pm

cricket flour is the new thing.



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11 Aug 2013, 11:22 am

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!


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11 Aug 2013, 2:59 pm

Anybody got a huge pot of coffee?


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11 Aug 2013, 3:01 pm

how 'bout coffee imbued with powdered cricket essense?