Two truths and a lie

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An advent calendar.
Seems untimely.

I need a shave.

Side note - I do.

Unfortunately, I did seek my degrees but I didn't find them. I lost a lot of things over time, with all I went through
I can order reissues, I suppose, but that doesn't feel the same.

What did I not look for?


#1.

If you're the wolfman you need a shave.
You likely have a bump.

I was looking for an advent calendar. It was handmade, and from my childhood. I've been looking for it for nine years.

I had dirty blond hair as a child.

1. I had a fling with a red-headed woman at age 17.

2. She was 10 years older than me.

3. She was interested in having a relationship with me.

3. If she was ten years older, you were just her stud horse.

Lol.

I wish lol.

She just wanted someone for that day. She lost interest after that day.

1. I once owned a pair of nice brown tinted glasses.

2. I had glasses like Cousin Oliver of the Brady Bunch.

3. Kids thought that my horned-rimmed glasses were cool.

2. I looked up cousin Oliver, and I don't see that in the 60s. Maybe the 70s. idk.

Cousin Oliver wore wire-framed glasses. So did I, sometimes. He was the younger cousin of all the Brady kids. He was supposed to be cute. I looked a little like him.

A kid once threw my horn-dimmed glasses into a bunch of bushes. I was called “four-eyes” a lot.

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So you didn't have brown-tinted glasses?

When I was little, I wanted to be Cindy Brady when I grew up. For real.

Hey wait, you never picked what I wasn't looking for in the room.

1. I wear reading glasses but seldom take them off (because I seldom stop reading)
2. I wear contact lenses
3. I have perfect vision

I did, but I got it wrong.

I had brown-tinted glasses briefly at around age 17.

You don’t have perfect vision.

No I don't have perfect vision at all. You're right.
Oh wait, I don't wear contacts either. Oops.

Sorry, I forgot you guessed on the room.
I wasn't looking for a photo album. My mother has all her old photo albums safely stored.

Brown-tinted glasses. That sounds very Greg Brady

1. I’m the same age as Bobby Brady.

2. I’m the same age as the guy who played Bobby Brady.

3. Danny Partridge was one year older than me.

I saw skyrockets when I kissed a girl, just like Bobby.

Gosh, I'm not sure what year Bradys or Patridge were aired.
I'd say 1 or 2 is a lie because the actor likely wasn't the correct age.

Hmmm... 1