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12 Jun 2025, 5:17 pm

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We've got a yellow warning for thunder storms on Saturday


Thunder and golden showers?


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12 Jun 2025, 7:05 pm

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I feel uncomfortable whenever I see my ex-girlfriend working at a popular grocery store.

Whenever she's there, she usually runs self-checkout, so whenever I see her, I get into a traditional line, pay and get out of there before she says something to me.

What you need is a false beard, moustache, and glasses. I hate bumping into exes.



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12 Jun 2025, 7:09 pm

I always wear my Groucho Marx glasses. That way my real face can be a disguise. :nerdy:


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12 Jun 2025, 7:49 pm

Ah but your ex would recognise you unless it had always been a very estranged, remote relationship, or you'd been unusually shy about removing your glasses etc. in front of her.



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13 Jun 2025, 6:01 am

funeralxempire wrote:
babybird wrote:
We've got a yellow warning for thunder storms on Saturday


Thunder and golden showers?


:lol:


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13 Jun 2025, 11:00 am

We keep getting thunder forecasts but most of them never happen. I think they just say it to scare people.



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13 Jun 2025, 11:01 am

I hate it when they cancel a good thunderstorm


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13 Jun 2025, 11:57 am

:lol:



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14 Jun 2025, 5:28 pm

ToughDiamond wrote:
Ah but your ex would recognise you unless it had always been a very estranged, remote relationship, or you'd been unusually shy about removing your glasses etc. in front of her.


Well, I don't wear glasses.


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14 Jun 2025, 6:44 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
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Ah but your ex would recognise you unless it had always been a very estranged, remote relationship, or you'd been unusually shy about removing your glasses etc. in front of her.


Well, I don't wear glasses.

I see. That renders Funeral's advice useless to you, unless you start taking it now and use it on some future girlfriend if you split.



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15 Jun 2025, 5:16 am

Throwing trifle could be fun


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15 Jun 2025, 7:43 am

I thought it looked like that one I saw the other day.


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21 Jun 2025, 6:23 pm

Many people who do so need to stop believing all comic books and graphic novels are only superhero stories.


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21 Jun 2025, 8:05 pm

I washed my sheets today.


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22 Jun 2025, 1:53 pm

Rains on


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22 Jun 2025, 4:47 pm

Trump IMO wants Civil War 2.0 and World War 3 to both begin ASAP.


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