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21 Jul 2012, 11:54 pm

I have the longest tongue in the world.


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22 Jul 2012, 2:02 am

I'm so happy and so sad!



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22 Jul 2012, 11:16 am

I'm the least scared and shy person I know.



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22 Jul 2012, 1:55 pm

i think she's so ugly.



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25 Jul 2012, 12:49 pm

Wikipedia is the most complete and accurate source of well-researched knowledge available on the Internet.
Never a misspelling in sight.
Never contradictory.
NEVER an entry from someone with a personal agenda.

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25 Jul 2012, 1:27 pm

The Sicilian Defence begins with the moves 1. d4 g6.


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25 Jul 2012, 3:50 pm

Sicilians are so sweet-tempered and non-violent, they do not need defense strategies, since they are never in altercations......

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25 Jul 2012, 4:29 pm

I look like Ray Davies.


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25 Jul 2012, 10:01 pm

My chair is comfortable.



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25 Jul 2012, 10:24 pm

everything is as it should be.



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26 Jul 2012, 12:29 am

I give birth to strawberries in my sleep.


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26 Jul 2012, 2:12 am

strawberries rule the world.



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26 Jul 2012, 12:57 pm

I love going to the dentist.



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26 Jul 2012, 3:06 pm

i loved the whole process of having my wisdom tooth extracted this morning. :hmph:



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26 Jul 2012, 3:16 pm

I have teeth on my elbows.


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26 Jul 2012, 4:13 pm

^^^
you shouldn't consider extracting them.