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05 Aug 2024, 6:37 am

I have a gingerbread heart instead of a stiff upper lip and it hurts.


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05 Aug 2024, 6:55 am

Stiff upper lips are an act. Gingerbread hearts are for real. Merry Christmas, one and all!


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05 Aug 2024, 7:03 am

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Stiff upper lips are an act. Gingerbread hearts are for real. Merry Christmas, one and all!



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05 Aug 2024, 7:15 am

China's having a worse day in Gymnastics than I am on WP.


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05 Aug 2024, 1:39 pm

I apologize about the Trump videos. I was melting down and I made a fool of myself.


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05 Aug 2024, 2:47 pm

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I apologize about the Trump videos. I was melting down and I made a fool of myself.


There's nothing to apologize for, you didn't make a fool of yourself.

Try to not be so harsh on yourself, you're among friends.


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05 Aug 2024, 3:00 pm

Keeley Hodgkinson is an absolute hero

What a woman


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05 Aug 2024, 3:07 pm

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What a woman


babybird 8)



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05 Aug 2024, 3:47 pm

I've fixed one thing to make my time on WP more enjoyable.


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05 Aug 2024, 3:53 pm

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Keeley Hodgkinson is an absolute hero

What a woman


Let's celebrate!


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05 Aug 2024, 7:01 pm

I'm not going to post any more parodies about Trump. With each one that I've posted, I felt worse because I did it out of spite being the immature rebel that I am. The last one is the nail in the coffin of my rebellious ways in the House of WP. I also apologize to a certain hippie that I would like to make peace with. I feel like I'm going to cry. How could I have been so punkish.


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05 Aug 2024, 8:09 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
babybird wrote:
Keeley Hodgkinson is an absolute hero

What a woman


Let's celebrate!



A shame Austin Powers isn't technically real, I've been in love with him since I was a kid.

Right now, my mind is empty, but I still wanted to type because I like typing but have nothing to say. Maybe I'll just watch Austin Powers.



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05 Aug 2024, 8:47 pm

This day has been a complete disaster. Nothing bad happened, I just never managed to actually do anything. Now I'm tired for no reason even though I wouldn't normally go to bed for three more hours.
I've planned things out so tomorrow goes better.


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05 Aug 2024, 9:54 pm

I don't want to be a rebel anymore. I just want to be a Kinks Fan Mod.


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05 Aug 2024, 10:14 pm

when my "parents" were alive, i often wished they would drop dead. now that they're dead, i regret wishing that they were dead. even financially supporting myself has become so difficult, physically and emotionally. i got no clue how they financially supported me. they did not earn a lot of $$$.

former aikido instructor WP should not have allowed the spoiled upper middle class brat to take aikido. everything else that followed was his fault, b/c "with great power comes great responsibility".

mister redelings reminds me of mister rogers and danny tanner. all cisgender white men, tall and skinny, friendly lookng and normal. but mister redelings had the nerve to tell me that "it is 'lying' for you to ask me to call you 'he' instead of 'she'." mister redelings was a civil engineer 2006 san diego. that ass hole never apologized the f**k up. when i make a bad or wrong action or statement, i get a punishment. when someone else wrongly thinks i made a wrong or bad statement or action, i still get a punishment. other idiots, such as mister redelings, do bad and wrong things, and they still get away with it.

ants crawled in ear. afraid it will make me sick.

sunburned

emotional overeating

exhausted all the time

bowel movements getting harder and harder, s**t

all kayla b***h cares about is $$$.



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05 Aug 2024, 10:39 pm

Computer said it got a virus. Afraid someone hacked all my cash away again, s**t.

Exhausted all the time. Can barely handle one job. No way I could have two jobs. Besides a second job won't hire my worthless corpse anyways. Lonely but don't feel like talking to anyone anymore. Most annoying lil dips**ts are bad listeners. I don't even want to talk to anyone that doesn't have "excuse me" in their vocabulary, s**t.

Bowel movements getting worse. But the food that I like is bad for bowel movements especially zongzi. Food that I like expensive. s**t

Expand comfort zone

Afraid of dropping dead like Elvis in the litterbox

Coworker Andrew said he went to Germany for three weeks. How the f**k did that boy afford a vacation and I could barely afford room and board? He earns minimum wage too

Even Savers didn't hire me

Financially struggling s**t