Make an extremely dark joke.

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If there's one thing a depressed person really hates, it's a cheerful person.

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”
She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”
The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”
The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”
“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”
The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

fricken A do not stalk her , am older you cannot imagine the fear created in her mind please stop that .. have been through this bs myself and if could result in bad times for you .am a older one too , you could accidentally get yourself hurt or even terminal and you would have no say in the issue. do not underestimate the effects on a stressed mind. .just my personal opinion.

^ Not sure if you're kidding or serious here, Jakki, but Tequila was just posting a joke. This is the dark jokes thread.

 

I was asked to run a marathon and I said, “no chance.”
Then I was told it was for disabled kids and I thought, "I could win that!”

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her.
His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?”
The wife replies: “perform the autopsy!”

thank you ........ but still feels it might have been in poor taste .
sorry if over reacted.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

AAAugh.......! lolz.

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”



I’ve been looking for my ex boyfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

Hire the handicapped.

They're fun to watch!

If it wasn't in poor taste it wouldn't be appropriate for this thread.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

Well, there's twenty of them.

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone.




Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful brat just sat in his wheelchair and cried

uhmmm.... you guys are just rude....... lololol..