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19 Aug 2011, 8:20 am

I just witnessed a dissolving of bones.



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19 Aug 2011, 8:24 am

blitzkrieg has a camera in my room.


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19 Aug 2011, 8:25 am

Nectarines are the secret to immortality.



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19 Aug 2011, 8:27 am

A pylon can only be used once.


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19 Aug 2011, 11:31 am

Coffee is made by boiling old books.



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19 Aug 2011, 11:36 am

The Bride of Frankenstein is a factual documentary.


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19 Aug 2011, 11:59 am

Nikola Tesla invented Facebook.



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19 Aug 2011, 12:01 pm

Snails whistle when exposed to yellow light.


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19 Aug 2011, 12:13 pm

A sunflower became Queen for a brief spell in 1921.


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19 Aug 2011, 12:30 pm

Leonard Nimoy is a wasp.


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19 Aug 2011, 12:57 pm

Squat lifting wheels of Gruyere is an excellent treatment for restless leg syndrome.



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19 Aug 2011, 1:04 pm

Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

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19 Aug 2011, 1:15 pm

The world ended yesterday.



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19 Aug 2011, 1:23 pm

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19 Aug 2011, 1:43 pm

I am warning everyone I know about the fact that the world is ending tomorrow.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:03 pm

SammichEater wrote:
If you stick something in one ear it will come out the other.


Well that one could come true, y'know! ;D


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