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Dear kevin, Sylkat is not afraid to participate in the 'Blatant Lies' thread, she just has nothing to contribute, since she has never told a lie in her entire well-behaved life....Sylkat

anyone who claims that they have never told a lie, is a liar in the second dimension of the universe of untruths. lying about not lying is a secondary lie which is even more serious than a primary lie.

if everything you ever said was true, then all you have said in this thread is truthful, and so you therefore must accept responsibility for the truth of all you have said rather than claim it was all in jest for the purpose of this thread.

liars of the second dimension (i.e planar liars) are committed to rest upon the foundation of all their primary lies lest their ground of truthful identity be liquefied.

i say goodbye to you as i watch you sink into the quicksand of your basis.

This is NOT the 'blatant lies' thread, this is the 'say something rude' thread. You're all a bunch of nimrods with varying degrees of (largely inadequate) intelligence. Kiss my (lovely) ass. RUDE!

Poor little yellow bird, with no knowledge of her own avian anatomy; no one could kiss that most unpleasant of posteriors even if they were willing to; there's too many feathers in the way....Sylkat

Well, i suppose if you believe in banshees, you could be dopey enough to believe that I really am a little yellow bird....(again, having NO avatar at all, I wonder what that says of your own self-image) My ass is NOT feathery!! !! ! Doofus!

Dear Melvin-z, Since your so-called avatar is a beret-wearing canary with a pallet and paintbrush, it's quite obvious that what we see is a hand-painted self-portrait of you painting yourself , copying the image in a mirror. Rather like Norman Rockwell's classic self-portrait, except he really wasn't a bird. Perhaps you aren't a canary, but the last of the dodoes!

Sylkat

A pallet is a bed, not a very nice one, usually. The canary is holding a palette. Once again, you are a doofus.

And you're a blue-footed booby! Now do you see why we make booby traps?

Dear Kevin, Now that you have trapped an art-obsessed blue-footed dodo-booby, what are you going to feed it? Sunflower seeds? In addition, the cantankerous little creature will probably threaten you with complaints to PETA if you don't keep it supplied with top-quality oil paints and canvases. And berets. A diva with plumage.

Sylkat

Why would I prevent it from making art? I'd build an Art Factory so that Mr. Dibbler has something better to sell.

(Returning to the insults)

Your avatar fails at being a proper, candled avian egg!

Go die. No one wants to enter your gate.

well, you can just go gasm your spazzer over there fellow creature!

Dear Gatekeeper, My, my, you do fit in here, don't you; bright, quick, and nasty....oops, forgot the required rudeness:

If your feet were any dirtier, there'd be ferns growing on them.

Sylkat

I simply refuse to believe that EVERYONE on WP has made a new years resolution to be polite...the most creatively cantankerous Aspies in the known universe haven't been rude for four days!!

Sylkat

I can't believe all of you think in such similar ways regarding post notifications and, "skip just one," with the assumption that there would be a post following that in a short time.