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19 Mar 2015, 2:21 pm

your socks have "hello kitty" on them



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19 Mar 2015, 2:31 pm

you have "hello kitty" sunglasses :P



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19 Mar 2015, 2:36 pm

you have "hello kitty" underarm deodorant



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19 Mar 2015, 2:53 pm

you have hello kitty pyjama!



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19 Mar 2015, 3:00 pm

you have a hello kitty wristwatch! :razz:



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20 Mar 2015, 10:42 am

your socks stink like sloth's farts :P



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20 Mar 2015, 1:26 pm

Your socks are being worn by a sloth.


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20 Mar 2015, 1:29 pm

you have a sloth living in your toilet tank



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20 Mar 2015, 1:33 pm

you keep sloth as a waiter and washer of your dirty socks :P



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20 Mar 2015, 1:35 pm

your dirty socks are dirtier than my dirty socks


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20 Mar 2015, 1:36 pm

you may be right :mrgreen:



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20 Mar 2015, 1:38 pm

mine will stand on their own, but they won't walk away
I'm sure yours run! 8O


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20 Mar 2015, 1:39 pm

yours have an army of little microbes on them that sing in unison when you get up in the morning and put your socks on.



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20 Mar 2015, 1:52 pm

your socks can suffocate themselves to death :jester:



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20 Mar 2015, 1:52 pm

the hello kittys on your socks are all frowning.



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20 Mar 2015, 1:59 pm

the hello kitties on your shorts are coughing!