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[Notalie]I don't get what you mean. I meant that I like to see pictures, unless for some reason, it's of something i don't want to look at. not long ago, I knew someone on another site would show a picture I was too afraid to look at, but I ended up looking at it somehow and was really shy then.[/Notalie]

English people sound cool with their accents, and they also have perfect teeth.

jess always understands me perfectly, and knows exactly what i am trying to say, as does everybody else.

I love being called jess with a lower case j.

i never use lower case only.

I'm having a party! Everyone's invited!! !

I'm proud to be on welfare.

i would not welcome welfare benefits.

i had another wonderful relaxing night.

The fun has been doubled.

You need a license to use a dustpan.

I am the only person who can issue a license to use a dustpan

I own a Grow-op.

I drive everywhere in reverse. This means that wear and tear goes into reverse, so every 25,000 miles somebody comes to change the new tyres for worn ones, I get paid for this. I have to go the petrol station regularly to empty my fuel tank, for which I also get paid. The government pays me road tax, and the insurer pays me for the pleasure of insuring my car. Occasionally I have to remove clean oil from the engine, otherwise it would overflow.

I'm so glad that I have discovered this simple motoring tip, the money that I make from this almost pays my Chiropractic bills for my sore neck looking behind me all the time.

I have the ability to walk or run backwards, without hurting myself.

I went to that autism gathering and had a lovely time.