06 May 2018, 3:53 am
06 May 2018, 5:28 am
06 May 2018, 5:55 am
I tried the pandemonium salad. It could use more nuts.
If it were any more nutty it would go from "pandemonium" to outright "mass hysteria"!
06 May 2018, 6:43 am
Not sure I want to know.
I could lie and say I was talking about athletes foot but I was referring to this and it was a joke
neilson_wheels
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06 May 2018, 6:51 am
^ You made me go Urbdic! 
06 May 2018, 7:02 am
I'm sorry for forcing you to click that link
What's wrong with Urbdic ?
06 May 2018, 8:04 am
06 May 2018, 8:23 am
I see , I find it funny myself. I've never read an entire dictionary ( I have read certain letters though
) but I have read these books from cover to cover and back againRogers-Profanisaurus
The Slanguage Of Sex
06 May 2018, 9:12 am
Had some type of nightmare..
basically tinnitus started getting louder and higher pitched and I started screaming and hitting my head and felt like it was going to explode or something and then woke up with the IT WASNT REAL 
it certainly felt like it was.
Then I had weird dream but I forgot what
Now I’m watching the roomba try to make it back to base but covering the same area 10x and go in the opposite direction. It’s also been in this room most of the time it’s been running so it’s almost super clean because it still missed spot I don’t know how
06 May 2018, 9:35 am
06 May 2018, 9:42 am
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06 May 2018, 1:32 pm
Not sure I want to know.
I could lie and say I was talking about athletes foot but I was referring to this and it was a joke
Oh, I thought you meant they were crusty with dirt, dried sweat, etc. from being unwashed for way too many uses. My brother had some of that kind as a kid
There was also the time my mom was cleaning his room while he was away at camp when he was about twelve, and she found a little bag in a corner that contained a little bit of brown sludge at the bottom and a lot of gas produced by decomposition (we were quite surprised, and relieved, that the bag hadn't burst). When she turned it around, she discovered that it had been a bag of baby carrots. When she showed it to my brother after he got home, his response was "Oh, is that what that was?"
06 May 2018, 1:43 pm
Not sure I want to know.
I could lie and say I was talking about athletes foot but I was referring to this and it was a joke
Oh, I thought you meant they were crusty with dirt, dried sweat, etc. from being unwashed for way too many uses. My brother had some of that kind as a kid
There was also the time my mom was cleaning his room while he was away at camp when he was about twelve, and she found a little bag in a corner that contained a little bit of brown sludge at the bottom and a lot of gas produced by decomposition (we were quite surprised, and relieved, that the bag hadn't burst). When she turned it around, she discovered that it had been a bag of baby carrots. When she showed it to my brother after he got home, his response was "Oh, is that what that was?"
I remember leaving sandwiches in my lunch box on the last day of school term , when I went to get my lunchbox after the summer holidays it was so bad I can still taste the smell
06 May 2018, 2:31 pm
You shared that the last time I brought up my roomba 
06 May 2018, 4:09 pm
It's still the funniest Roomba story I've heard , sorry for repeating myself
06 May 2018, 4:22 pm
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