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08 May 2018, 7:57 am
Raleigh wrote:
Went out to the pub because the weather's bleak and there's not much else to do.
When I was lined up for my meal, the woman behind me poked me in the back, so hard I dropped my money, then she said, "move up!".
I had left a little gap because people were cutting through the queue to exit the dining room.
So after I picked up my money I stayed right where I was until there was no one in front of me at the counter, because f**k her rudeness, even though she was almost standing on my heels.
Then she was glaring at me from several tables away while I ate, so I picked up a chip and started giving it head while maintaining eye contact.
Then she stopped looking.
Then I told some random lady beside me that she had beautiful hair and I couldn't help admiring it, because it truly was beautiful.
Then I went all flustered and red as a beetroot and left shortly afterwards.
And this is why I shouldn't go out in public.
When I was lined up for my meal, the woman behind me poked me in the back, so hard I dropped my money, then she said, "move up!".
I had left a little gap because people were cutting through the queue to exit the dining room.
So after I picked up my money I stayed right where I was until there was no one in front of me at the counter, because f**k her rudeness, even though she was almost standing on my heels.
Then she was glaring at me from several tables away while I ate, so I picked up a chip and started giving it head while maintaining eye contact.
Then she stopped looking.
Then I told some random lady beside me that she had beautiful hair and I couldn't help admiring it, because it truly was beautiful.
Then I went all flustered and red as a beetroot and left shortly afterwards.
And this is why I shouldn't go out in public.
Sounds like an average night out
08 May 2018, 8:03 am
SaveFerris wrote:
I feel like shaving my beard and all my hair off.
Real men grow beards
Lot better then piercings
Though I am immature and I miss my piercings sometimes, I took them out for religious reasons which is probably solid LOL. I am the worst religious person alive
But progress right?
Maybe?
Probably not?
lulz? Yeah probably lulz
I miss my ears more then anything else and I had a unique pair that went from inside the ear (conch) that came down and looped the bottom of the ear. Basically I was madly hot and attractive
08 May 2018, 8:13 am
I used to have a lot of facial piercings but I'm down to one now.
I think every man should at least grow a beard out once , by man I mean born biologically a man and identifies as a man 
08 May 2018, 8:20 am
SaveFerris wrote:
I used to have a lot of facial piercings but I'm down to one now.
I think every man should at least grow a beard out once , by man I mean born biologically a man and identifies as a man
I think every man should at least grow a beard out once , by man I mean born biologically a man and identifies as a man
Oh careful there, you might get the feds after you for unsavory content, sexual orientation is a protected status lol
I lol because that BS and the gov uses and abusing the disabled, the gay and the minorities and get away with that crap, you know like drugging me to oblivion to create probably cause to spy for life or some form of MKUltra-ing. America might as well say we discriminate against the disabled, the gay and the minorities. Yes I am pissed in case you can't tell and I have been pissed in case you can't tell, I am mostly a law bidding citizen. This is BS, I demand we either MKUltra everyone who has ever made a mistake such as theft or drugs, or we leave the people alone. I hate the United States, I instead love this county that I can't find called America.
08 May 2018, 8:23 am
Dragnet wrote:
I took them out for religious reasons which is probably solid LOL. I am the worst religious person alive
Jesus had piercings
he also had a tattoo Revelation 19:16 includes this description of Jesus: “On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: king of kings and lord of lords.
08 May 2018, 8:26 am
Well okay I am sold, I'll go get a tattoo on my rear end that says I am a creature of creatures and a man of men.
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
08 May 2018, 8:27 am
08 May 2018, 8:30 am
Dragnet wrote:
Well okay I am sold, I'll go get a tattoo on my rear end that says I am a creature of creatures and a man of men.
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
You need to get a big 'W' tattooed on your left butt cheek and a big 'W" tattooed on your right butt cheek.
Then when you bend over people will go WOW
08 May 2018, 8:42 am
SaveFerris wrote:
i had to defend myself , i'm always looking for excuses to defend myself
I don't even care anymore, I want to implode and nuke everybody. Let him without sin cast the first stone, I was MKUltra'd for years. If anything those around me are trying to defend themselves. I am open on drug use and isolated theft and I was on a large cocktail of drugs, but that doesn't excuse the behavior, I couldn't remember day to day, I was MKUltra'd back in 2015. Memory has slowly gotten better, weed didn't seem to have an effect on way or the other but like I said, lets nuke it all from orbit. Its the only way to be sure
Are we serious over here? Are we just gonna ignore that completely?
08 May 2018, 8:45 am
SaveFerris wrote:
Dragnet wrote:
Well okay I am sold, I'll go get a tattoo on my rear end that says I am a creature of creatures and a man of men.
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
You need to get a big 'W' tattooed on your left butt cheek and a big 'W" tattooed on your right butt cheek.
Then when you bend over people will go WOW
People?
You must mean smoky the bear
08 May 2018, 8:50 am
Dragnet wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Dragnet wrote:
Well okay I am sold, I'll go get a tattoo on my rear end that says I am a creature of creatures and a man of men.
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
That is sarcasm by the way
That sounds just a little gay to me
You need to get a big 'W' tattooed on your left butt cheek and a big 'W" tattooed on your right butt cheek.
Then when you bend over people will go WOW
People?
You must mean smoky the bear
If it was smokey the bear it would spell WshovelW
08 May 2018, 8:56 am
^ Ouch
08 May 2018, 8:58 am
08 May 2018, 9:08 am
SaveFerris wrote:
Do me a favour Dragnet and use your unique posting style to tell me to get off my fat arse and go shopping
You gotta get off those bloated honey buns and go spend some money you probably don't have. Be a good little drone for the top before they MKUltra your telephone line. Buy and sell anything but a plant put here by God deemed illegal. Buy all the crafts of man that is taxable and obey all traffic rules, failure to do so will make you the target of global hacking and you will fall into deep federal conspiracy that feels like the twilight zone. Of course this is the matrix so if you go that deep, static deep, then expect your buns to get even wider sitting at a matrix console.
Did that do it?
08 May 2018, 9:11 am
Perfect , thanks dude , I'll hopefully see all you guys later if I make it back alive from going out into the scary world outside my door
08 May 2018, 9:45 am
Dragnet wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Do me a favour Dragnet and use your unique posting style to tell me to get off my fat arse and go shopping
You gotta get off those bloated honey buns and go spend some money you probably don't have. Be a good little drone for the top before they MKUltra your telephone line. Buy and sell anything but a plant put here by God deemed illegal. Buy all the crafts of man that is taxable and obey all traffic rules, failure to do so will make you the target of global hacking and you will fall into deep federal conspiracy that feels like the twilight zone. Of course this is the matrix so if you go that deep, static deep, then expect your buns to get even wider sitting at a matrix console.
Did that do it?
Lmao love it
