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11 May 2018, 3:10 pm

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Baah, I'm getting out of the house, clear my grumpy head, laters!

Hope the weather is more favourable there.
Here it was windy enough that it could have blown the 'grumpy' clean out your ears. :lol:


It is moderately windy here but not enough to blow the mood away.

Still it is mild enough to garden in small doses.

What season are you in now Mr Raleigh?

Last month of Autumn.
We had our first cold snap today - 8 degrees this morning.
To a Queenslander that feels like waking up in Antartica. :lol:


I bet, especially the kind heat you are used to.

At least your furniture isn't sweating anymore.

I must admit, I did get a bit fed up with the wind in the end and came back inside.



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11 May 2018, 3:23 pm

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Maybe my ex lawyer’s clerk Claire was a CIA agent that’s why she was able to lie about me so adeptly.
Law clerk wd b a perfect front anyway you get access to so much personal info and can manipulate situations subtly


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11 May 2018, 3:36 pm

Temeraire wrote:
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Maybe my ex lawyer’s clerk Claire was a CIA agent that’s why she was able to lie about me so adeptly.
Law clerk wd b a perfect front anyway you get access to so much personal info and can manipulate situations subtly


She may be a sleeper agent - waiting to pounce any time.

Sent by the ominous Rittenhouse like the series Timeless.


Timeless = Good
Travelers= Better


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11 May 2018, 3:39 pm

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Night night.
Don't get terrifying sleep paralysis or anything. :heart:


your curse worked , In had a terrible night sleep


Its the gov microchip in you (LOL)



I've pulled all my fillings out ( that's where I heard the Gov hid them when you are a kid ) and hoped that would of sorted things out , maybe I need to try trepanning to see if it's in my head :lol:

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Stop pulling out your fillings. Even if our government has done mass microchipping on us, we're fine, none of the microchips will work because they'll of bought the cheapest ones.


Could of told me a bit sooner :lol:

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11 May 2018, 3:43 pm

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who put that there?

Hello, Kip.

Where have you been?


Yeah Kip , where ave u bin? Do we smell or summit?


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11 May 2018, 3:56 pm

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This is a ship that needs to sink, we need to nuclear-er it up in here :twisted:



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11 May 2018, 4:05 pm

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just found this old poster :lol:

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11 May 2018, 4:22 pm

I barely slept and had a very upsetting dream :(



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11 May 2018, 4:24 pm

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The enemy can come on in for all I care,

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Funny they call venereal diseases STDs now. I don't get embarrassed about getting tested for some reason, you think a lot of people would. I don't see to have anything in that dept so that is good.



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11 May 2018, 4:24 pm

^sorry to hear that CC , why do we always remember bad dreams but the good ones fade ( at least I think they do )


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11 May 2018, 4:25 pm

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I barely slept and had a very upsetting dream :(


Share and I'll translate it to an honest trailer 8)



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11 May 2018, 4:34 pm

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I barely slept and had a very upsetting dream :(


Share and I'll translate it to an honest trailer 8)


Was fired by my narcissistic boss who can’t even spell or use the right date and tells me to break the law. It would’ve been a nightmare, but I was too confused by all of his poor behaviors.

Government drone?



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11 May 2018, 4:35 pm

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^sorry to hear that CC , why do we always remember bad dreams but the good ones fade ( at least I think they do )


I’ve no idea the last time I had a good dream :|



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11 May 2018, 4:40 pm

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^sorry to hear that CC , why do we always remember bad dreams but the good ones fade ( at least I think they do )


I’ve no idea the last time I had a good dream :|


good dreams fade.


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11 May 2018, 4:47 pm

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I barely slept and had a very upsetting dream :(


Share and I'll translate it to an honest trailer 8)


Was fired by my narcissistic boss who can’t even spell or use the right date and tells me to break the law. It would’ve been a nightmare, but I was too confused by all of his poor behaviors.

Government drone?


Honest Trailer - CloudClimber's Thursday nights dream

All was prefect in the universe and you were completely unconscious with no consciousness when you were radically awaken by your boss who you can't tell is the slender man or some other demon spawn from hell. You quickly fall confused as nothing makes sense written down until you actually realize. That you can't actually read in dreams so you said the hell with it, lets play grand theft auto and got fired because you stole your managers car. He was merciful though and let you smoke his bong. Then after a few hits, you realized your actually just a quadcopter with no hands or feet, boom, fired, poor behavior, drugs, and gov drone... fits perfectly...

There you go,



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11 May 2018, 4:55 pm

Dragnet wrote:
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I barely slept and had a very upsetting dream :(


Share and I'll translate it to an honest trailer 8)


Was fired by my narcissistic boss who can’t even spell or use the right date and tells me to break the law. It would’ve been a nightmare, but I was too confused by all of his poor behaviors.

Government drone?


Honest Trailer - CloudClimber's Thursday nights dream

All was prefect in the universe and you were completely unconscious with no consciousness when you were radically awaken by your boss who you can't tell is the slender man or some other demon spawn from hell. You quickly fall confused as nothing makes sense written down until you actually realize. That you can't actually read in dreams so you said the hell with it, lets play grand theft auto and got fired because you stole your managers car. He was merciful though and let you smoke his bong. Then after a few hits, you realized your actually just a quadcopter with no hands or feet, boom, fired, poor behavior, drugs, and gov drone... fits perfectly...

There you go,


Everything except the firing is true though. He’s literally an idiot. The not being able to read thing may have just magnified the issues, but it still made sense somehow.