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31 Aug 2012, 3:17 pm

^^
Nor are polar bear cubs.

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31 Aug 2012, 3:33 pm

They are nice on toast, though.

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31 Aug 2012, 6:18 pm

Really? I like my harbor seals with custard.

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31 Aug 2012, 8:00 pm

oh yes!! i love it!

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31 Aug 2012, 10:08 pm

I hate to do chores.

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31 Aug 2012, 10:19 pm

Drop bears like the smell of tourists and tend to eat them first.

( is a lie within a lie allowed?)

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31 Aug 2012, 10:38 pm

I don't have enough cats. Or do I?

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01 Sep 2012, 3:01 am

You can have as many cats as you want provided you have enough harbor seals in custard to feed them.

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01 Sep 2012, 3:39 pm

I took first place at today's caber tossing event at The Braemar Games. The Queen gave me a peck on the cheek as she handed me the £1,000,000 prize money.

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01 Sep 2012, 7:25 pm

Water consumption is the leading cause of male pattern baldness.

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01 Sep 2012, 9:42 pm

War is necessary.

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04 Sep 2012, 7:11 am

Breathing oxygen is not necessary for humans.

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04 Sep 2012, 7:38 am

Woo Hoo I just won lotto!! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Party at my place

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04 Sep 2012, 7:59 am

it is not very far from here.

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04 Sep 2012, 12:43 pm

I cycled to the moon last night and just arrived back.

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07 Sep 2012, 6:12 am

You didn't get your parking validation approved
You are now banned from parking your bum on the Moon!

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