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13 May 2018, 5:17 pm

maybe she's just mad that i shaved.


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13 May 2018, 5:18 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
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uh. i don't think so.


??


I don't want to make you paranoid but how does your GF know you post pics of other girls here - maybe you just have an open and honest relationship ( which is a good thing ).
Or do you mean that she knows you have a friend who is also a girl you spend time with


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13 May 2018, 5:19 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
maybe she's just mad that i shaved.


stubble rash on your thighs is a b***h :twisted:


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13 May 2018, 5:19 pm

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Does she read this forum , I don't want post anything just in case.


LOL Kip is single now :twisted:

My pool of possible girlfriends is pretty slim.

I'd rather be single and nuke it to hell to be honest :P



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13 May 2018, 5:20 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
maybe she's just mad that i shaved.


stubble rash on your thighs is a b***h :twisted:


I've shaved and been grown there but honestly its easier to just trim.



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13 May 2018, 5:21 pm

Dragnet wrote:
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Does she read this forum , I don't want post anything just in case.


LOL Kip is single now :twisted:



you are all :heart: :lol:


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13 May 2018, 5:23 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
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Does she read this forum , I don't want post anything just in case.


LOL Kip is single now :twisted:



you are all :heart: :lol:


I am happily married to my hand thxs :lol:



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13 May 2018, 5:27 pm

Dragnet wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Dragnet wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Does she read this forum , I don't want post anything just in case.


LOL Kip is single now :twisted:



you are all :heart: :lol:


I am happily married to my hand thxs :lol:


Well I cheat on my missus all the time with mother palm and her 5 daughters.


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13 May 2018, 5:44 pm

I can barely get up from bed anymore. :(



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13 May 2018, 5:45 pm

i hope that means your bed loves you and never wants to let you go.


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13 May 2018, 5:49 pm

No, I just feel like I am finally submitting to my fate and that is to die a failure. :(



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13 May 2018, 6:10 pm

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No, I just feel like I am finally submitting to my fate and that is to die a failure. :(


At least commit a bunch of crime, do some drugs, hack into orbit, get the feds after you, mkultra it and so on.

I mean if your gonna die anyway, might as well go big. WHOA am I going big, I am going wake up dead I am going so big :twisted:

But seriously, it was hell of fun, if I knew all that, I would like to have played cat and mouse some more with $3 billion dollars :P

Disclaimer - I did not hack into the gov, this post and its contents is just meant for joking. I do like me some drugs though 8)



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13 May 2018, 6:11 pm

Dragnet, stop giving him horrible advice! :x


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13 May 2018, 6:15 pm

Kuraudo7777 wrote:
Dragnet, stop giving him horrible advice! :x


Okay sorry,

I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious there, Doing drugs might make him happier if its legal where he lives and he could try vaping CBD. But I yield for you, after all I would be banned 20 times over without, I normally censor myself for you. A few pages ago I offered what I would consider fair advice.



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13 May 2018, 6:19 pm

^ I can see your point, though.
If you're certain you're going to die you lose the fear of living.
Maybe not to the point of nuking everything, but it can give you a certain amount of courage to do whatever you want to do without having to think too much about the consequences.


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13 May 2018, 6:23 pm

Although Dragnets advice was clearly sarcastic , there is some merit there , perhaps Marknis could start small and get himself a 30 day ban by misbehaving , girls love a bad boy :twisted:


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