What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had a dream recently where someone was mutilating the face of a corpse. The left eye, nose and lips were gone, as well as the skin and muscle surrounding the lower half of the head. Nothing but blood and bone.

i dreamt that i was back in the year 1971, in an alternate reality where my family was in the middle class and comfortable. the family house was bright and comfortably furnished, and sunlight streamed in through white-lace-curtained windows. i was in my fancy bedroom atop a lace-covered bunk bed with at first one ladder then suddenly a 2nd ladder popped-up, so i was set to climb down the nearest ladder when all of a sudden the door burst open and a seedy biker chick and biker rampaged through the room, fighting each other and starting on me, when all of a sudden a killer bee the size of a .44 magnum round buzzed into the room and started stinging the bejeez out of the biker guy, who ran screaming "OWOWOWOWOW!" out of the room. i climbed down from the bunkbed and walked outside into the bright blue sky sunshiny day, and i saw myself from an observer's position right in front of "me"- i was wearing blue jeans and a jeans jacket and workman's shirt and workman's boots, and i had ice-blue eyes, sandy blond hair and a tanned taut masculine face and build, and when the bee swarmed around me i effortlessly snatched it in mid-flight and squished it 'tween thumb and forefinger with a nasty "crunch!" sound, then flicked it's smushed carcass off into the weeds and sauntered over to my blue-flame paint-jobbed hot-rod car, got in, fired it up and roared down the road. then i awoke. what a dream.

I fell asleep once - and it was like I woke up next to my body. I could see myself lying there next to my wife and when I tried to look down at my own body, I was like a small floating sun or something. End result: I woke up scared s**tless and prayed lol.

Why was I dreaming about ADD/ADHD?

I dreamed I was hanging out with a bunch of orange robed monks, and all they did was mess about and socialize instead of meditating.

This isn't my dream, this is my dad's from last week that he told me about:

We were riding on an elephant and I fell off. So the elephant went to pick me back up with his trunk, but ended throwing me up in the air too hard and I hit concrete above me and went splat.

For some reason that made me laugh, even though my dad told me it was a bad dream for him.

Dreamt that I was a flame slowly going out, like sputtering out.

I dreamt that my face had dried and become scaly like some sort of reptile.

I once dreamt that I was being chased down the street by a giant toothbrush

Last night I dreamt that I was at the grocery store and a cute guy wanted to date me. However, my brother was being extremely overprotective of me and challenged the guy to a fight. House and Cuddy from the show House were there, as well as Peggy from Married With Children. House was the announcer, and Cuddy and Peggy were cheerleaders. The strange part about it was that all three of them were naked. The fight involved my brother and the other guy wrestling and sliding around on the floor beneath the check stands, covered in grease (thankfully they had their clothes on). The first fight was a draw, and my brother won the second fight. He declared himself the winner and told the other guy to leave, even though I said he wasn't being fair because they only went two rounds instead of three.

I got up in a room full of nothingness. I decided I would have a lot of fun here.

I whipped out a paintbrush, and planted an ink drop into the space. The drop became a car. I got inside, and drove over to another acre of nothingness.

Turned out the Warners were there. They pulled one of their "very special episode" routines. Wakko's punchline: "It's on DSiWare!" With that, everything, except me and my paintbrush, disappeared.

Knowing Sonic would be a big help, I splattered some blue paint in an attempt to call him up. Instead, it became the Simpsons and their living room, three pinballs included. I heard Chief Wiggum's police alarm wail, and it was go time.

End of dream.