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17 Aug 2006, 9:00 pm

Frantic milking occurs when the farmboy oversleeps or he's competing in a milking contest.

Why is honey the ONLY food that never goes bad??

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18 Aug 2006, 1:38 am

It's because the bees didn't mean for it to be a food; it was meant to be sealing wax! lol

Who would be the perfect match for Mr. Rogers (off of the show Mr. Roger's Neighborhood)?


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18 Aug 2006, 5:41 pm

Madge, Homer is a total loser and does NOT deserve her. Mr Rogers could make her happy.

Why are you blasting your damn horn?


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18 Aug 2006, 11:15 pm

I've thought that it was 9 in the Morning, instead of 9 in the Evening. I'll quit my Horn practise, until Tomorrow.

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19 Aug 2006, 11:44 am

Younger than Jupiter but older than my sister's dog.

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19 Aug 2006, 2:01 pm

On the moon.

Why do we smile?



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19 Aug 2006, 2:04 pm

Because we don't have tails to wag.

Why doesn't giving someone props mean handing them objects that are used in a play?



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19 Aug 2006, 2:05 pm

Because the world is a horrible, horrible place. What is the colour of a mirror?


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19 Aug 2006, 2:28 pm

Reflectia (It would be cool if they could make a crayon that color.)

Why was my computer giving me a "save as" dialog whenever I clicked a link before I rebooted so I could edit this post (It had no question in it before)?



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19 Aug 2006, 9:15 pm

Because computers are evil and enjoy confounding humans.

Why do things alway take longer and cost more than you think?


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19 Aug 2006, 10:10 pm

Because money does grow on trees :D:

Which is first, joy or anger?



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20 Aug 2006, 8:50 am

In cartoon life joy comes first exept Goths with has anger first.

What is rain caused by?



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20 Aug 2006, 9:07 am

God is crying.

why do dogs sniff each other"s rears?



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20 Aug 2006, 11:07 am

To see what Genders they are.

Why am I worried about London Buses, when there are Wars going on, in the Middle East?



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20 Aug 2006, 11:51 am

Because you worry about cheddar.

When people say its the oldest trick in the book, how big is this book?? Because I've heard many tricks that are the oldest in the book.



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20 Aug 2006, 1:19 pm

The rules are in a quantum state - they are all the oldest at the same time.

What is the reason for the blue veins in Stilton cheese?


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