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19 Aug 2011, 2:10 pm

Sean Connery was born on August 47th, 1862.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:22 pm

Larry King was at the Last Supper.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:23 pm

I hate pizza and all Italian food, for that matter.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:24 pm

White is the new black.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:27 pm

Posting here grants you eternal life.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:28 pm

Posting here damns you for all eternity.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:39 pm

Most people understand what the word "irony" means.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:48 pm

I use that word as often as possible, to describe almost any situation.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:50 pm

This joke is funny.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:57 pm

I did not get that job today so I will not be making more money that I do not need.



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19 Aug 2011, 2:59 pm

Tomorrow I will post a youtube video of my amazing singing talent.



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19 Aug 2011, 3:01 pm

The Computer is your Friend.



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19 Aug 2011, 3:04 pm

If you want to survive, never post in this thread, you will die within a day.



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19 Aug 2011, 3:06 pm

Rich-Z wrote:
If you want to survive, never post in this thread, you will die within a day.


This is true. I died yesterday, in fact.



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19 Aug 2011, 3:26 pm

Pinto beans fly farther when thrown north than south.



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19 Aug 2011, 3:36 pm

I am god.


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