The corrupted wish game

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27 Oct 2006, 2:31 pm

Granted, the other site has diappeared.

I wish for a huge pile of steaming dog poo to fall upon me from a clear sky ! !!

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27 Oct 2006, 2:36 pm

Granted, but it misses you and kills your wife.

I wish I had something good to eat.

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27 Oct 2006, 2:37 pm

Granted, but it's raw rutabaga sushi.

I wish the dog poo hadn't missed me.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:19 pm

granted, but now you need to clean the doggy poo off of you.

I wish I really was a potato plant

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27 Oct 2006, 3:23 pm

Granted, but a potato eating bug is bearing down on yew.

I wish for sex with Paris Hilton.

(Corrupt THAT!!)

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27 Oct 2006, 3:27 pm

You catch all of her STD's, even the ones medical science doesn't know about.

I wish that pizza hadn't burned my mouth.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:30 pm

Granted, but it burned yer fingers into blackened stumps.

I wish for Pink Floyd to perform in my backyard.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:32 pm

Granted, but they perform "Waiting for Godot" in pantomime.

I wish I had milk for my cereal.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:34 pm

Granted, but it's Llama milk.

I wish to no longer be a sock puppet.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:44 pm

Granted, your now a bot.

I wish llamas could produce better milk.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:47 pm

Granted, but they're very skittish about it.

I wish you to be a bot.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:48 pm

The bot is a zeeky H-bomb.

I wish someone woud say "zeeky boogy doog".

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27 Oct 2006, 3:49 pm

Granted, but they mis-pronounce it.

I wish to be you.

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27 Oct 2006, 3:51 pm

Cloud kills me.

I wish someone would come and properly pronounce "zeeky boogy doog".

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27 Oct 2006, 3:58 pm

Granted, but they smell bad. (Like stinky cheese.)

I wish to be me again.

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27 Oct 2006, 4:10 pm

Granted, but you are also a bot and a sock puppet.

I wish my sword was three feet longer.

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