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The starey-eyed bird is taking over kevin's head.Rustrum Romae may be the leader of a group of Gypsies, or their 'seer'. If so, that explains why he stares like that.
Oops, forgot the rudeness: I visited your home library yesterday; I never knew anyone with so many coloring books!

Sylkat

Kevinjh: I never knew anyone who would steal all the crayons in an entire neighborhood.
Rostrum Romae: What you see is only the lens of my grand mask.
Kevinjh: Get back to the avatar, you fool! No one asked you!
Rostrum Romae: No, you pathetic mortals are the real fools. I am nothing more than the doctor who has tor fl- walk around healing the fools.
Kevinjh: And you still believe in the miasma conjecture!
Rostrum Romae: Of course not.
Kevinjh: He meant in croaking n..
Rostrum Romae: I will not say the n-word for a pathetic organ-bag like you.
Kevinjh: You know you want to say it. Quoth the raven n..
Rostrum Romae: Enough of this nonsense. I have plenty to collect at a weak hospital struck by a special influenza.

Most birds don't wear hats.
Musteum does, so he is probably trying to give the impression of being human.
What gives his true species away are the widespread wings.

Sylkat

Rostrum Romae: I am not going to say the n-word.
Kevinjh: You know you want to say nev..
Rostrum Romae: Get thee hence!

"You look like a man ordering bacon chops at a freeway rest stop."

You have or know of freeways?

The original insult was: "...looks like a man ordering gammon steak at a motorway service station."

I know of freeways but they're called motorways.

Dear Tequila, I Googled 'Gammon Steak', got quite a few results, which included pictures...YUMMY!

Oops, Forgot to be rude:
You are so mean that when a rattlesnake bit you last week, IT died!

Sylkat

Rostrum Romae: That was after a wager with Crotalus, King of Rattlesnakes.
Kevinjh: How is that rude, you blithering bird?
Rostrum Romae: Apparently, explaining jokes is rude.
Kevinjh: I do that all the time and no one notices.
Rostrum Romae: Do we have to return to this again?
Kevinjh: Yes. As stated a few months ago in a distant thread, "In Western society, you kill culture. In communist [sic!] China, Culture kills you!"
Rostrum Romae: I cannot be killed. I am a personification.
Kevinjh: You missed the point of the rude thread....

How nice. There is actually someone here (Mustrum Romae) who can out-argue Kevinjh!

Wow!

Sylkat

You smell

w*ker

Rostrum Romae: Get your lazy corporeal forms out of here before I start the next harvest.
Kevinjh: ....

Rostrum Romae eats cheap generic birdseed.

Sylkat

Sylkat is attracted to relatives

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