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Xenon
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11 Dec 2006, 9:51 pm

A Nintendo Wii system that's been removed from its box, dropped from a cliff, run over by a truck, stomped on by a herd of elephants, drop-kicked into the nearest river, hit several times with a sledgehammer, then poured back into the box.

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tinky
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11 Dec 2006, 11:19 pm

an e. coli infected taco bell meal

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CockneyRebel
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12 Dec 2006, 12:11 am

My pet Tapeworm, which fell out of my behind, before I got big.

Deus_ex_machina
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12 Dec 2006, 12:39 am

Two days with both Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, both are *really* *into* you and neither of them have a gun.

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12 Dec 2006, 7:07 am

A rotten leg of ham

Miss_Bluesky
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12 Dec 2006, 9:14 am

That weird, squishy thing I just found in my pocket. Urk...it's kinda seeping red stuff....

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JulieArticuno
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12 Dec 2006, 10:14 am

An invite to a party with loud music and 1'000 guests that you can't get out of going to.

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12 Dec 2006, 1:42 pm

A pint glass lined with the body hair of Tom Jones.

paulsinnerchild
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12 Dec 2006, 5:19 pm

An eau de toilette perfume bottle refilled with tom cat's urine.

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12 Dec 2006, 6:19 pm

A bottle of Jeremy Beadle's dishwater

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paulsinnerchild
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12 Dec 2006, 6:52 pm

A squashed skunk scraped up off highway on a hot day.

Deus_ex_machina
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13 Dec 2006, 7:25 am

A membership with a Curbie Group. :twisted:

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13 Dec 2006, 7:43 am

An Ice Cold Cup Of Tea With Broken, Soggy Bits Of Dry Biscuits In It.

tinky
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13 Dec 2006, 5:38 pm

a The Young Ones DVD that i've been playing frisbee with

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werbert
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13 Dec 2006, 11:00 pm

A can of whoop-455. Unopened, of course.

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en_una_isla
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13 Dec 2006, 11:01 pm

A fish that's been in the freezer for 10 years.

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