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20 Mar 2015, 2:05 pm

the hello kittys on your shorts are farting and burping and hawking up hairballs



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20 Mar 2015, 2:07 pm

your shorts are hawking up all the raisins you swallowed while no one was looking.



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20 Mar 2015, 2:09 pm

your shorts walk to the bathroom all by themselves.



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20 Mar 2015, 2:16 pm

:lmao:

you wear you shorts on your head when they are too dirty to be worn anywhere else :jester:



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20 Mar 2015, 2:19 pm

you wear your cleanest pair of dirty shorts just like I do :mrgreen:



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20 Mar 2015, 2:26 pm

loool yep :mrgreen:

you wear a wig on top of your shorts on your head :jester:



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20 Mar 2015, 2:28 pm

you took a wig and repurposed it as your shorts



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20 Mar 2015, 2:31 pm

you took a frying pan and repurposed it as your shorts!



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20 Mar 2015, 2:34 pm

you have a bone in your nose, along with some cartilage and nasal hairs



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20 Mar 2015, 2:42 pm

you have an elbow in your nose, along with some cartilage, bone and nasal hairs :jester:



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20 Mar 2015, 2:45 pm

you have a bulbous red nose on each elbow



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20 Mar 2015, 3:01 pm

you have an eel on the bulbous red nose on each of the elbows in your nose.



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20 Mar 2015, 3:09 pm

you have one curly hair on the eel on the end of your bulbous red nose on each elbow out of each nostril of your nose



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20 Mar 2015, 3:14 pm

you have one golden lock on the top of the eel on the end of your bulbous red nose on each elbow out of each nostril of your nose :jester:



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20 Mar 2015, 3:18 pm

you have one flea on the one golden lock on the top of the eel on the end of your bulbous red nose on each elbow out of each nostril of your nose :clown:



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20 Mar 2015, 7:13 pm

You have boogers sticking out of your elbows!


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