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27 Oct 2017, 9:55 pm

My chemistry teacher just told me that there are high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in my body what do I do!?!?

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27 Oct 2017, 10:17 pm

Why does cold weather freeze your hands and freeze your feet but it thaws out your nose?

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28 Oct 2017, 12:34 am

[perhaps not such a dumb question] why didn't the creator allow for any sufficiently large molecules, that such could be seen with the naked eye?

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28 Oct 2017, 7:42 am

Why won't people laugh when I say something boring?

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28 Oct 2017, 2:55 pm

If you think about it, there are just enough grains of sand in the world for each living person to have one.

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28 Oct 2017, 5:49 pm

What does "thinking outside the box" mean?

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29 Oct 2017, 4:56 am

to get means, why does it seem so often, that one must have a certain meanness? [mebbe not so dumb after all? ]

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29 Oct 2017, 11:06 am

Being obsolete, my phone is not what it once was in terms of performance (stating the obvious is pretty dumb)

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29 Oct 2017, 3:59 pm

Everything is gluten-free if you just don't eat it.

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29 Oct 2017, 5:55 pm

He who likes monkeys, likes monkeys.

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29 Oct 2017, 6:22 pm

ffs, where are the unicorns?

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29 Oct 2017, 7:06 pm

Wait. You're supposed to spit after you brush your teeth?

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29 Oct 2017, 9:24 pm

why can't somebody invent carbonated air?

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30 Oct 2017, 4:19 am

My search for Leprechaun gold continues

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30 Oct 2017, 4:27 am

sexaholism isn't a sickness as long as two compatible sexaholics can be together.

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30 Oct 2017, 7:02 am

If acorns were ment to walk on water, god would have given them buffalo wings.

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