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26 May 2018, 4:19 pm

now, this is a story all about this young boy that lived in philly, right?

and he was the prettiest little boy that you've ever seen in your life. and right next to him lived this filthy mcrotten dude. and he wanted his body. so one day the dude was about to get it on, right?

the young boy said "no, you could be my boyfriend". so the nasty dude snatched off into his ass, and came out his dick.

and you know why?


cause the nasty dude had a two headed willy!! 8O


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26 May 2018, 4:24 pm

8O :eew: :ncool:



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26 May 2018, 4:24 pm

Free Willy!



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26 May 2018, 4:25 pm

Are you still there Mr Raleigh?



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26 May 2018, 4:26 pm

I’m a Golden Lab....when I don’t howl.



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26 May 2018, 4:28 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Not dead yet.

Kura attempted to stage a coup in your absence and take over the thread, but we held off the onslaught in anticipation of your return.


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26 May 2018, 4:29 pm

Raleigh better be here....



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26 May 2018, 4:34 pm

I thought Tem didn’t like me. I’m nuts sometimes.



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26 May 2018, 4:35 pm

You are indeed Mr Kraftie.



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26 May 2018, 4:40 pm

A cashew or walnut?

Where’s Raleigh?



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26 May 2018, 4:45 pm

Did you catch any fish, Raleigh?



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26 May 2018, 4:47 pm

He may not have a decent wifi signal.

I am off to watch a scary film with something crunchy.



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26 May 2018, 4:54 pm

A crunch bar?



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26 May 2018, 4:55 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
now, this is a story all about this young boy that lived in philly, right?

and he was the prettiest little boy that you've ever seen in your life. and right next to him lived this filthy mcrotten dude. and he wanted his body. so one day the dude was about to get it on, right?

the young boy said "no, you could be my boyfriend". so the nasty dude snatched off into his ass, and came out his dick.

and you know why?


cause the nasty dude had a two headed willy!! 8O



That's not how I remember the lyrics to The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air going 8O


Are you alright Kip this post is not like you for this thread ?


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26 May 2018, 5:12 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Not dead yet.


WTF , You inconsiderate bastard. Do you think I can get a refund on a deepest sympathy card :P


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26 May 2018, 5:20 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
now, this is a story all about this young boy that lived in philly, right?

and he was the prettiest little boy that you've ever seen in your life. and right next to him lived this filthy mcrotten dude. and he wanted his body. so one day the dude was about to get it on, right?

the young boy said "no, you could be my boyfriend". so the nasty dude snatched off into his ass, and came out his dick.

and you know why?


cause the nasty dude had a two headed willy!! 8O



That's not how I remember the lyrics to The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air going 8O


Are you alright Kip this post is not like you for this thread ?


:lol: I wasn't far out :lol: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air s03e10


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