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28 May 2018, 8:42 am
^ You missed out "Hide in the toilets"! 
SaveFerris wrote:
I wonder if it's a spectrum self awareness thing ( self esteem ? confidence ? ) , my GF said I don't see how big I am.
Could be a sensory thing with proprioception, maybe. My favourite trick is stepping over puddles. I either stride straight across without thinking about it... or I look and think - and then end up stuck there trying to work out whether I can reach the other side or not. I sometimes do a little "dance" where I hover on one leg about to stride, then have doubts again and hover on the other leg for a bit. Nine times out of ten, I decide eventually to go for it (ex-caver, so I can deal with wet feet!) - and I could have stepped three or four times as far, no problem. Same with my caving - I was useless at deciding which crevices I would be able to fit through and forever getting stuck. I've had to buy so many pints in the pub because I've reached out for my drink, forgotten how long my arms are, and left someone drenched in stale beer for the night.
Serves me right for trying to engage my brain instead of letting the auto-pilot handle it!
kraftiekortie wrote:
My wife is getting 5 teeth extracted Wednesday.
Eek!
That would totally freak me out. Hope all goes well!
28 May 2018, 8:45 am
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28 May 2018, 10:05 am
kraftiekortie wrote:
Then you’re aesthetically-pleasing, then. Don’t insult your girlfriend’s visual acuity.
Or her feelings Down There.
Or her feelings Down There.
28 May 2018, 10:05 am
28 May 2018, 10:23 am
Trogluddite wrote:
^ You missed out "Hide in the toilets"!
Or hoping that it's a non smoking household so you keep having to go outside
SaveFerris wrote:
I wonder if it's a spectrum self awareness thing ( self esteem ? confidence ? ) , my GF said I don't see how big I am.
Trogluddite wrote:
Could be a sensory thing with proprioception, maybe. My favourite trick is stepping over puddles. I either stride straight across without thinking about it... or I look and think - and then end up stuck there trying to work out whether I can reach the other side or not. I sometimes do a little "dance" where I hover on one leg about to stride, then have doubts again and hover on the other leg for a bit. Nine times out of ten, I decide eventually to go for it (ex-caver, so I can deal with wet feet!) - and I could have stepped three or four times as far, no problem. Same with my caving - I was useless at deciding which crevices I would be able to fit through and forever getting stuck. I've had to buy so many pints in the pub because I've reached out for my drink, forgotten how long my arms are, and left someone drenched in stale beer for the night.
Serves me right for trying to engage my brain instead of letting the auto-pilot handle it!
Serves me right for trying to engage my brain instead of letting the auto-pilot handle it!
I'm quite clumsy , if I can bang my head on something I will , I just watched a video on proprioception and it doesn't quite fit , maybe I have it very mild ?
28 May 2018, 10:30 am
SaveFerris wrote:
Or hoping that it's a non smoking household so you keep having to go outside
Yes, I was secretly quite pleased when they banned smoking in pubs, for the easy excuse to get out for a bit!
28 May 2018, 10:50 am
Trogluddite wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Or hoping that it's a non smoking household so you keep having to go outside
Yes, I was secretly quite pleased when they banned smoking in pubs, for the easy excuse to get out for a bit!
changed my life
not because I went to pubs all the time but I discovered smoking is the best excuse to run away
28 May 2018, 11:03 am
We have such a great role model - improper grammar and placing blame 
28 May 2018, 12:22 pm
28 May 2018, 1:28 pm
Raleigh wrote:
WHEEEEEEEEEE!! ! !
NUKE IT ALL TO HELL AND A TAPIOCA PUDDING!! ! ! !
NUKE IT ALL TO HELL AND A TAPIOCA PUDDING!! ! ! !
#metoo
28 May 2018, 1:29 pm
I didn't have you down as a tapioca fan Mr Dragnet. 
28 May 2018, 1:35 pm
Temeraire wrote:
I didn't have you down as a tapioca fan Mr Dragnet.
I don't even know what that is and I hate pudding,
I am just nuking it to hell over here as usual, if its not located clean in hell then I am not happy
Its spygate OMG and of course its located in hell because I can't for one keep my mouth closed and two because I want it in hell. I haven't taken anything too far, spying on Americans is too far.
Nuke it to hell baby
CloudClimber wrote:
We have such a great role model - improper grammar and placing blame
It b those MS-13 gang, there is are target
28 May 2018, 2:03 pm
28 May 2018, 2:04 pm
