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Raleigh
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29 May 2018, 12:59 pm

Temeraire wrote:

I'm just rock hard

I'd like to have you for my pet rock.

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29 May 2018, 1:09 pm

Raleigh wrote:

I've reached rock bottom.

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kraftiekortie
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29 May 2018, 1:11 pm

Kip:

I'm not smart enough.

I'm not sensitive enough.

I can't paint

I can sort of move furniture.

Yet: I've done okay for myself. You have much more on the ball than I do.

A few girls have told me that there's "something" missing in me. I doubt any girl has told you that.

Raleigh
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29 May 2018, 1:17 pm

If I die in Raleigh at least I will die free

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Temeraire
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29 May 2018, 1:27 pm

Hello Mr Raleigh, I'll be your rock

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29 May 2018, 1:32 pm

Raleigh wrote:

If I die in Raleigh at least I will die free

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kraftiekortie
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29 May 2018, 1:33 pm

That sort of offer from a woman-----is an offer a man should not refuse.

I've never have a woman say she wants to be a "rock" for me.

She might throw some, though.....

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29 May 2018, 1:57 pm

Did I tell you in the other thread that I dreamt about you?

No kidding. I did!

I felt like I could learn something from you---about many things related to personal relations and perspective.

Raleigh
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29 May 2018, 2:13 pm

I'm a great role model.
Of what not to do.

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Raleigh
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29 May 2018, 2:19 pm

Temeraire wrote:

Hello Mr Raleigh, I'll be your rock

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Temeraire
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29 May 2018, 2:23 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Temeraire wrote:

Hello Mr Raleigh, I'll be your rock

Oh that is beautiful - where can I get one!

I love it.

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29 May 2018, 2:46 pm

first world problems:

my gf and I had an argument so I went to bed . I just woke up and she is also in bed. If I don't wake her she will sleep all evening and be in a foul mood later and will use not waking her up as extra ammo , if I do wake her now she will be in a foul mood all evening and use waking her up as extra ammo. I am in a pickle , suicide would be an easier option , I would rather fight a bear or a lion than pick option 1 or 2 :twisted: FML