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30 May 2018, 10:19 pm

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She’s worried about the tv being on wasting electricity but she leaves all the lights on and the screen door cracked open enough to let the air conditioning escape.


Have you got a sleep timer on your TV ? Set it to switch off in a couple of hours


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30 May 2018, 10:19 pm

I’m pretty sure I will never be able to live with anyone ever again.



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30 May 2018, 10:21 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
She’s worried about the tv being on wasting electricity but she leaves all the lights on and the screen door cracked open enough to let the air conditioning escape.


Have you got a sleep timer on your TV ? Set it to switch off in a couple of hours


Hahahahaha... can turn the tv off but the receiver (surround sound) won’t turn off which I got yelled at for not turning it off and just the tv off :? NEVER HECKIN HAPPY I told her I would give her a dollar if it was that important to her :lol:



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30 May 2018, 10:24 pm

CloudClimber wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
She’s worried about the tv being on wasting electricity but she leaves all the lights on and the screen door cracked open enough to let the air conditioning escape.


Have you got a sleep timer on your TV ? Set it to switch off in a couple of hours


Hahahahaha... can turn the tv off but the receiver (surround sound) won’t turn off which I got yelled at for not turning it off and just the tv off :? NEVER HECKIN HAPPY I told her I would give her a dollar if it was that important to her :lol:


Place some black tape over the surround sound lights and it will look off to a crazy old biddy :twisted:


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30 May 2018, 10:25 pm

^ evil in action.


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30 May 2018, 10:26 pm

Except when she tries to use it then I’ll get yelled at again



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30 May 2018, 10:29 pm

Did I mention she falls asleep all the time with her laptop playing a show/movie? :lol: :skull: I have heartburn :cry:



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30 May 2018, 10:30 pm

My mother once asked me (epileptic and balance-challenged) to climb on her (wet, slippery) roof and clean the lichen off her solar panels because (panic! panic!) it was an emergency.
And I did it, knowing if I fell off and broke my neck I would never have to listen to her again.


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30 May 2018, 10:32 pm

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Except when she tries to use it then I’ll get yelled at again


Have you tried doing this

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30 May 2018, 10:32 pm

She was too tight to pay the panel cleaner.


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30 May 2018, 10:42 pm

This painting reminds me of Racheypie

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31 May 2018, 12:16 am

I thought I'd use something a little more sweeter for an avatar for the next few days. :P


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31 May 2018, 12:35 am

still here.



everyone else too busy to give me the time of day


as usual. i think i just annoy them.


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31 May 2018, 12:45 am

like my girlfriend just bit my head off for sending her a dumb meme and she's here telling me that since day one (three years ago) all i've done is walk on her (???) and i'm not worth explaining things to since i just keep being my dumbass self.

i'm still trying to figure out what each of those things have to do with the other.


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31 May 2018, 12:48 am

and i called my other friend that i've known for seven years (and i've never called her before) just to talk to her but she was busy with her cat and boy toy.

i said i had something on my mind but that was a lie. i just wanted to hear her and talk to her because nobody else would:

boo is away for who knows how long

and my only guy friend is
mysteriously not saying anything to me at the moment


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31 May 2018, 12:51 am

I will give you the time of day.

It's currently 3:50 pm.

Sorry, don't really know what else to offer. :(


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