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28 Mar 2025, 6:01 am

I wonder if a low sperm count would be classed as a disability in the parallel universe


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28 Mar 2025, 6:03 am

I feel like society has become more forgiving of asymmetrical looking people over the past few years

And this imo can only lead to good things


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28 Mar 2025, 6:23 am

The Amazon man bussed my room number at 4 on the hour this morning. I was having a nice dream about Germany.


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28 Mar 2025, 7:50 am

In the parallel universe I'm like a hardcore physicist
I'm top of my field and everything and I know the answer to 99% of all the mysteries of things

Yep that's me


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28 Mar 2025, 8:01 am

I've got to admit that I like that spaghetti Bolognese even though the sauce reminds me of this cheap dog food we used to get our dog in the 1980s

And I've got to admit that I did taste said dog food at some point during that time


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28 Mar 2025, 8:11 am

It's a texture thing


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28 Mar 2025, 9:25 am

In a parallel universe, I've been in jail since being in a juvy and my SPED teacher's my lawyer.

A completely plausible what if in this lifetime, me being born, raised and treated as I am then -- with someone else making a completely different career path.


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28 Mar 2025, 12:51 pm

I've missed the chase tonight so I can't bring forth any fun facts


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28 Mar 2025, 12:54 pm

I don't even know why I was trying to rattle my brain then

There's nothing in there


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28 Mar 2025, 1:09 pm

Most stuff are packed for overnight.
Work. At 8am.

And then departing somewhere afterwork with coworkers.

Me playing secretary, the rest doing seminars.

:lol: The only thing I need to mind is restrain myself from eating all my snacks in one sitting.

Ah.
Someone wanting to pick me because I'm excited instead of fearfully worried is rather nostalgic.

Also possibly teaching my boss to ground during a helmet dive. Maybe a prank or two to make her dismayed for a few moment.

I've never been a helmet dive.
Because last time, I hadn't had money for that.

And...
In this state, it's quite way better than my emergency quasi vacation that I had enjoyed.

Last time, few years ago, it was...
Too many unacknowledged disruptors.


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28 Mar 2025, 1:59 pm

Oh yeah I'll have to watch Life On Mars again one time


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28 Mar 2025, 2:40 pm

babybird wrote:
And I've got to admit that I did taste said dog food at some point during that time


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28 Mar 2025, 3:54 pm

The future, and its many potential pleasures and challenges...



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28 Mar 2025, 4:02 pm

Getting to a pharmacy to update my COVID booster on time.


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28 Mar 2025, 6:34 pm

Sometimes even in sleep I'm stressed.


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28 Mar 2025, 6:59 pm

Earlier this afternoon I rode my bike around, went to the park, got lunch and then ice cream, I had a great time. Then when I got home my mom was in a bad mood and she got me in a bad mood and then for two hours our respective bad moods reinforced each other. I started feeling better and I asked her what would help her feel better, and she said nothing would help her feel better, and now I'm unhappy again. I want to enjoy the evening but I don't know how I can do that. I should've just gone to bed after the good part.


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