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16 Dec 2022, 11:20 am

Being stuck by a cactus really isn't a pleasant sensation.

Would you do if a cactus decided she wanted to migrate to a rainforest?

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16 Dec 2022, 12:27 pm

I'd give her some sunscreen and kiss her goodbye.

What can be found in an abandoned mine?

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16 Dec 2022, 2:33 pm

Not telling you, it's mine.

What should I buy Mrs Radish for Christmas?

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16 Dec 2022, 3:09 pm

A landmine.

How to prevent a demographic collapse?

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16 Dec 2022, 3:42 pm

By not thinking in statistics all the time!

Would you ride on a beluga whale if he offered?

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16 Dec 2022, 10:57 pm

Nope. I'll pass the offer to someone else.
Like that whale hunter over there.

Who's the whale hunter and what does he do?

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17 Dec 2022, 7:17 am

The whale hunter is a little voilet flower. When a whale looks at it for a while, it turns into a wheel.
That's how wheels of your car were made.

What about a bout of boating?

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18 Dec 2022, 3:38 am

Sorry, the ship's sailed on that one.

Who will come and mow my lawn?

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18 Dec 2022, 8:01 am

These guys:

Who will clear my patio of snow?

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18 Dec 2022, 8:03 am

This guy is on his way to your house

Where is the happiest place in the world?

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18 Dec 2022, 8:31 am

Mariupol, Donetsk Oblast.

What's the most horrible place in the world right now?

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18 Dec 2022, 8:46 am

Wrong Planet's Wrong Answers Only thread.

What is that alien looking at the magnifying lens?

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18 Dec 2022, 9:37 am

It's not a magnifying glass, he's just got one eye bigger than the other and using a stick to scratch his ear.

Why are sharks swimming down my street?

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18 Dec 2022, 9:47 am

They're chasing a school of herrings. Nothing strange about it.

Can whales form schools?

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18 Dec 2022, 10:09 am

Yes.
Like the arms for that chair:

How would people like their chairs?

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18 Dec 2022, 10:12 am

Medium-rare.

What's the superpower of gingerbread cookies?

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