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It's the blue blood running through its royal veins.

What's the reason behind people who have tattoos above their ... well... have a "tramp stamp"?

That information is strictly secret and shared only with the enlightened ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchial Order

What does MSN stand for?

My Stupid Neighbour. Hence the line, "I hate MSN".

Does god exist?

God thinks so.

What ever happened to manners?

Excellent question! We 'womanners' would really like to know.


If you let a sleeping dog lie, does his story get bigger every time he tells it?

Only when he's awake.

Where can I get more mycokerewards codes?

You can get coding syntax guides at the library, but I'm not familiar with that code language.

Is that really the way the ball bounces?

Yes. The video evidence has been reviewed by the tribunal and they have ruled that it is.

When something is labelled "correction fluid", how can they be sure you're not really making a mistake by using it?

It's supposed to be coercion fluid, because you get tempted to use it even if you don't need to.

Why do dogs shake their heads the way they do?

because dogs have a different way of saying yes and no

why do cats bottoms look like they had a pencil shoved?

because people often mistake cat bottomss for pencil sharpeners


why do pictures need frames

NEED them? Hah! They just WANT them!

Why do dimes have flowers depicted on them around the torch?

The Dimes are from the 60s, Man!

Why don't Dogs laugh?

They do. It just sounds funny.

Why is that bus red?

Red is London's Colour.

Why do People eat?

Because they tried photosynthesis, and failed.

Why are American schoolbuses yellow?