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You have a face that looks like someone died on it last week and it's been rapidly decomposing ever since.

The basis of the insult was meant to imply that the person I insulted looked like a very oily and slightly creepy travelling salesman.

Kevinjh: I intentionally skipped a post because everyone else would be more rude anyway.
Rostrum Romae: Coward.
Kevinjh: Caw! Caw! Caw!
Rostrum Romae: Pathetic method actor.
Kevinjh: Useless personification.
Rostrum Romae: Dunce.
Kevinjh: Lord of spite and spit and spittle.
Rostrum Romae: Actual bearer of all three.
Kevinjh: Entropic one.
Rostrum Romae: Rebel.
Kevinjh: Actual rebel.
Rostrum Romae: Antagonistic andros.
Kevinjh: Bawling bird.
Rostrum Romae: Crowing coward.
Kevinjh: Doddering death.
Rostrum Romae: Entropic elfist.
Kevinjh: Fountain of phlegm.
Rostrum Romae: Gore-filled 'ganism.
Kevinjh: Holier-than-thee hawk.
Rostrum Romae: Irritating imp.
Kevinjh: Jolt jumper.
Rostrum Romae: Kevinjh.
Kevinjh: ....

His name isn't really Kevin.

Rostrum Romae: That was obvious. His name is actually Gollum.
Kevinjh: Hey!
Rostrum Romae: It is true, I fear. Ask anyone for the truth.

May you be eaten by rats

May you live in Interesting Times (as a bookmark).

Latin is a dead language for a reason.

You have a face like an irate paedophilic orangutan.

Rostrum Romae: That was obvious. It is nice to have a dead kingdom filled with peasants speaking two languages most people associate with the Groman [sic] times, one of which has an association with law and grim dark series of novels about magic.

Ass

Mule.

Your voice is so grating that it makes me want to get down on bended knees (I'm at the confession box in the Catholic Church already you see and it's worth killing two birds with one stone as it were) already, you see) and pray for a nuclear bomb to hit you directly in the mouth. We'd all live horrible lives after but it would be worth it just for the pleasure of never having to hear you open your mouth which is frankly one of the best advertisements for suicide I've ever experienced.

Sorry, does this fulfil the terms of the thread?

No, paternal parent of the mule, it does not, in fact, answer the question. It simply did not stink of ad me enough.

(facepalm)

No matter what I say, it's never quite good enough. Just go to the nearest pond and enact this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgkrqZJjTM0[/youtube](Please excuse the appalling quality of this clip.)

...only for real.

Is performing the Summoning of the Benign Stercian Baboons of the Gray Madness.

You smell of elderberries.