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13 Dec 2006, 11:05 pm

a pink floral shirt and a banana holder


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13 Dec 2006, 11:31 pm

A KIA Rio


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13 Dec 2006, 11:50 pm

A Brain shift...


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14 Dec 2006, 12:03 am

I have an extra bag of Attends! Here you go. :lol:



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14 Dec 2006, 12:20 am

Tea with Ken Livingstone. And you'll be bound and gagged so you can't hit him or yell at him or anything.


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14 Dec 2006, 12:38 am

A rusty barbed wire thong
(perhaps not as bad as a scratchy old vinyl record of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")



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14 Dec 2006, 12:50 am

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14 Dec 2006, 1:26 am

Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon.


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14 Dec 2006, 1:49 am

-5104 posts.


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14 Dec 2006, 1:51 am

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14 Dec 2006, 1:55 am

5.48 x 10^89 psots, not posts.


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14 Dec 2006, 8:25 am

A bottle of Jack Daniels refilled with flat ginger ale



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14 Dec 2006, 8:42 am

a half toasted marshmallow in a 10 foot cubed pile of dog doo



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14 Dec 2006, 1:56 pm

A bedouin party with Aaron Spelling.



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14 Dec 2006, 3:03 pm

reservations to the nuthouse.



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14 Dec 2006, 3:19 pm

he he with all the NHS mental ealth cuts...I'd be lucky