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29 Sep 2013, 12:38 pm

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

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29 Sep 2013, 12:39 pm

Must be military time.

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29 Sep 2013, 12:47 pm

Gee, I better shave.

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29 Sep 2013, 12:51 pm

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:11 pm

What is a guy to do when he is bored?

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29 Sep 2013, 4:19 pm

Why do you always say stuff like you're surprised I'm awesome? I'm awesome.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:19 pm

I love my girl.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:37 pm

Mr. Stevenson: Excuse me are your milkshakes made from real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconsitited shake mix stuff.

Beavis: Ya

Mr. Stevenson: What do you mean ya? Ya, you use the shake mix? Or ya, you use the real stuff?

Beavis: Ya

Mr. Stevenson: Let me talk to the manager.

Beavis: Ya

Butt-Head: Uhh I'm an assistant manager, is there something I can help you with?

Mr. Steavenson: Yes, I'm trying to ask a simple question. Are your shakes made with shake mix, or ice cream and milk?

Butt-Head: Uhh, we have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:38 pm

Going once....... going twice......... no sale.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:47 pm

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

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29 Sep 2013, 4:49 pm

"The password is 'crazy'." *ding*

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29 Sep 2013, 4:54 pm

Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?

Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:55 pm

We'll make great pets.

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29 Sep 2013, 4:56 pm

Should I take another nap?

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29 Sep 2013, 5:01 pm

Look at this, they've got me wired for cable! Let's see, which was the button for a cheeseburger?

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29 Sep 2013, 5:04 pm

That's my candy line-up! Where are all my cards?! They're - they're all on the floor!

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