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20 Mar 2015, 7:17 pm

you have big hair on the boogers sticking out of your elbows :afro:



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20 Mar 2015, 7:37 pm

you have a sizeable amount of hair on the foot belonging to the cousin of your stepmom's sister who invested in underwater shoeshining contests off the coast of the east adriatic, yet not earning enough to buy shampoo for the coarse hair on your corpus callosum which you borrowed from me (please return by tuedsay, cleaned).


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20 Mar 2015, 7:44 pm

^^^
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21 Mar 2015, 2:02 pm

hail to his highness :D



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21 Mar 2015, 10:53 pm

your hail has a heinie on it



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22 Mar 2015, 3:52 am

Your heinie has an eel on it!



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22 Mar 2015, 3:54 am

your eel has a bucket on its head.



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22 Mar 2015, 4:04 am

your bucket has hairy eels on its head. :P



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22 Mar 2015, 8:01 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
you have a sizeable amount of hair on the foot belonging to the cousin of your stepmom's sister who invested in underwater shoeshining contests off the coast of the east adriatic, yet not earning enough to buy shampoo for the coarse hair on your corpus callosum which you borrowed from me (please return by tuedsay, cleaned).


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22 Mar 2015, 2:21 pm

syzygyish wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
you have a sizeable amount of hair on the foot belonging to the cousin of your stepmom's sister who invested in underwater shoeshining contests off the coast of the east adriatic, yet not earning enough to buy shampoo for the coarse hair on your corpus callosum which you borrowed from me (please return by tuedsay, cleaned).



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22 Mar 2015, 3:20 pm

^^^
yeh, he's the best :thumright:



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23 Mar 2015, 3:10 pm

you have the haute couture of urkel.



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23 Mar 2015, 3:16 pm

your shorts have pic of steve urkel on them.



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23 Mar 2015, 3:22 pm

your shorts have pictures of rush Limbaugh on them.



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23 Mar 2015, 9:43 pm

You have put your forward on backward, methinks.



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23 Mar 2015, 9:44 pm

your downside is upside-down