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ToughDiamond
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15 Apr 2025, 3:13 pm

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If only the UK government lightened up a bit so you could buy a spliff from the local shop..

I don't think it'll happen in my lifetime. Pendulum is going further right all the time, and it's a slow-moving pendulum. And there isn't a politician out there who dares admit to doing spliffs, unless they say "I only did it once when I was 14 and I've been thoroughly ashamed of myself ever since and will never, never do it again."

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15 Apr 2025, 3:16 pm

babybird wrote:

sCUNThorpe :lol:

You found the loophole.

Imagine my delight the day I realised I could say "shite" round here and get it past the goalie.

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15 Apr 2025, 3:20 pm

Twat is another one that gets past the filter.

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15 Apr 2025, 3:22 pm

I love twat me

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15 Apr 2025, 3:45 pm

Bad Kitteh!
mah pie!

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15 Apr 2025, 3:46 pm

:lol:

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15 Apr 2025, 3:53 pm

I should have put speech marks

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15 Apr 2025, 4:06 pm

My all time favourite is "bollocks"

It makes me laugh so much

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16 Apr 2025, 8:57 am

babybird wrote:

oh it happens if I bold type the rude part

Sc**thorpe

babybird wrote:

sCUNThorpe :lol:

Stupid word censor gets confused into thinking it's a word on its own because of the attributes isolating it, but is too dim to see it shouted out in caps. :lol:

Waste of electrons. :wink:

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16 Apr 2025, 9:19 am

ToughDiamond wrote:

babybird wrote:

sCUNThorpe :lol:

You found the loophole.

Imagine my delight the day I realised I could say "shite" round here and get it past the goalie.

But I can't use "t*rd" it seems, assuming that's why one of my post disappeared...

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16 Apr 2025, 9:20 am

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How long can a hug be before it becomes a cuddle?

Or a grope?

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16 Apr 2025, 9:26 am

babybird wrote:

Songs Of Praise is like Karaoke for the faithful

The one time Songs Of Praise came from a nearby church, many observed that the usual congregation had been pushed out to make room for the local movers and shakers (most of whom couldn't sing for toffee!). Had they suddenly got religion do you think?

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16 Apr 2025, 9:36 am

gwynfryn wrote:

DuckHairback wrote:

How long can a hug be before it becomes a cuddle?

Or a grope?