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So they can have a drink of milk and some cud at the same time.

Three birds one stone.


Why don’t we eat rocks?

You don't? How do you manage to break down the food you eat then?

What is the best way to skim a rock on a pond?

I use a flensing knife on them first.

(I thought it was skinning, not skimming. No wonder they’re so hard to peel.)




What’s for tea?

Your tea is at the bottom of the harbour in Boston.

Where should I go for holiday this year?

Cambodia


Have you ever dated a fruit?

No, I usually rely on the "eat by date" on the packaging. Getting them dated would be quite costly.

What is the tastiest fruit in the whole world?

cumquat

Why do lemons make you pucker?

Because they are so juicy and sweet, they are very fattening and your body's natural reaction is to pucker the lips to stop you eating too many in one sitting.

How long does it take for paint to dry?

We don't know because it's a theoretical phenomenon that has never been observed so far.

What kind of a career should I have?

Kangaroo wool shearer in your native Poland.

What is the hottest curry available?

A chicken Koma.

What is the mildest curry available?

Beef and molten lava with a dash of nitric acid.

What is the quickest way to get to London from New York?

What existed before the universe?

There was only a dog sitting on a couch, lost in the nothingness. Then the big bang happened.



How will the world end?

When the Fat Lady sings.

When will we fly out of our Solar System?

I don't know how about you but I'm leaving in half an hour.

What was the real Philosopher's Stone?