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reread it and figure it out on your own.

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Nobody Loses All The Time

nobody loses all the time

i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle

Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable
of all to use a highfalootin phrase
luxuries that is or to
wit farming and be
it needlessly
added

my Uncle Sol’s farm
failed because the chickens
ate the vegetables so
my Uncle Sol had a
chicken farm till the
skunks ate the chickens when

my Uncle Sol
had a skunk farm but
the skunks caught cold and
died and so
my Uncle Sol imitated the
skunks in a subtle manner

or by drowning himself in the watertank
but somebody who’d given my Uncle Sol a Victor
Victrola and records while he lived presented to
him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a
scruptious not to mention splendiferous funeral with
tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and
i remember we all cried like the Missouri
when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because
somebody pressed a button
(and down went
my Uncle
Sol

and started a worm farm)

Was Sol's surname Goodman? (breaking bad reference)

All my peas are packed and all my better paintings are framed for Art's Alive. I'm now in the process of getting my apartment clean and tidy for Wednesday. I need to put all my art things in a hidden spot in order to make my place look spotless. I'm such a hippie in that way, gleefully working on my art until I find out that the big people are going to have access to my apartment so they can test my fire alarm. I have the airhead who lives right across from me to thank for that. Her alarm was going for an hour and a half a week ago and she didn't even realize.

Hi CR , I haven't hello to you for a while so here it is

This is it the absolutely worst thing ever has happened and I am scared s**tless. I really just don't know what to do. damn it!

never mind

^you gotta tell us your drama queen story now.

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damn! missed it