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ZZZTired
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09 Jul 2018, 5:52 pm

reread it and figure it out on your own.



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09 Jul 2018, 5:54 pm

^

Nobody Loses All The Time

nobody loses all the time

i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle

Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable
of all to use a highfalootin phrase
luxuries that is or to
wit farming and be
it needlessly
added

my Uncle Sol’s farm
failed because the chickens
ate the vegetables so
my Uncle Sol had a
chicken farm till the
skunks ate the chickens when

my Uncle Sol
had a skunk farm but
the skunks caught cold and
died and so
my Uncle Sol imitated the
skunks in a subtle manner

or by drowning himself in the watertank
but somebody who’d given my Uncle Sol a Victor
Victrola and records while he lived presented to
him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a
scruptious not to mention splendiferous funeral with
tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and
i remember we all cried like the Missouri
when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because
somebody pressed a button
(and down went
my Uncle
Sol

and started a worm farm)


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09 Jul 2018, 6:04 pm

Was Sol's surname Goodman? (breaking bad reference)


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09 Jul 2018, 6:10 pm

ZZZTired wrote:
reread it and figure it out on your own.


You should check out this thread dude viewtopic.php?t=365998


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09 Jul 2018, 7:33 pm

All my peas are packed and all my better paintings are framed for Art's Alive. I'm now in the process of getting my apartment clean and tidy for Wednesday. I need to put all my art things in a hidden spot in order to make my place look spotless. I'm such a hippie in that way, gleefully working on my art until I find out that the big people are going to have access to my apartment so they can test my fire alarm. I have the airhead who lives right across from me to thank for that. Her alarm was going for an hour and a half a week ago and she didn't even realize.


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09 Jul 2018, 8:02 pm

Hi CR , I haven't hello to you for a while so here it is

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09 Jul 2018, 8:04 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Hi CR , I haven't hello to you for a while so here it is

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Hello back to you, Sweet Pea! :mrgreen:


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09 Jul 2018, 8:30 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
All my peas are packed and all my better paintings are framed for Art's Alive. I'm now in the process of getting my apartment clean and tidy for Wednesday. I need to put all my art things in a hidden spot in order to make my place look spotless. I'm such a hippie in that way, gleefully working on my art until I find out that the big people are going to have access to my apartment so they can test my fire alarm. I have the airhead who lives right across from me to thank for that. Her alarm was going for an hour and a half a week ago and she didn't even realize.


When are you going to share pictures of all this art? :)



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09 Jul 2018, 8:54 pm

Dragnet wrote:
I am a bit of an R word


randy , radical , recalcitrant , rambunctious ?


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09 Jul 2018, 8:59 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Dragnet wrote:
I am a bit of an R word


randy , radical , recalcitrant , rambunctious ?


All the above but rebel scum is in there too :mrgreen:



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09 Jul 2018, 9:07 pm

This is it the absolutely worst thing ever has happened and I am scared s**tless. I really just don't know what to do. damn it!



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09 Jul 2018, 9:09 pm

never mind



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09 Jul 2018, 9:11 pm

^you gotta tell us your drama queen story now.


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09 Jul 2018, 9:12 pm

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09 Jul 2018, 9:34 pm

damn! missed it :lol:


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09 Jul 2018, 9:41 pm

:twisted: