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15 Jan 2023, 9:10 am

Your question cannot be processed. Syntax error or missing argument.

Why is the sky blue today but was grey yesterday?

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15 Jan 2023, 9:33 am

Human eyes and eyesight devolved itself overnight.

Why people asked sad people 'why so blue'?

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15 Jan 2023, 10:13 am

The person was sad because they'd walked under a ladder and a tin of paint fell on their head, covering them head to toe in blue paint.

Why don't snakes have legs?

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15 Jan 2023, 7:58 pm

Why peanut is called a peanut?

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16 Jan 2023, 7:23 am

Because you pee on it.

Why is my cat destroing my chair?

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16 Jan 2023, 8:33 am

To make it more comfortable for her to sit in.

Which are smarter, dogs or cats?

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16 Jan 2023, 8:53 am

It depends on an individual. Every brain counts so the one with more fleas wins.

What are magpies famous for?

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16 Jan 2023, 8:56 am

For being a part of Magz's pie making battalion.

Why is everything looked like a nail when all you have is a hammer?

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16 Jan 2023, 8:58 am

Better to use nail clippers, they make a cleaner and less bloody job of trimming your nails.

Why do Americans call football, soccer?

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16 Jan 2023, 9:15 am

Because originally it was played with an inflated sock instead of a ball.

How do you make artificial intelligence?

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21 Jan 2023, 8:15 pm

By feeding a computer food with artificial ingredients.

Why is it that we can tickle other people, and other people can tickle us, but we can't tickle ourselves?

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24 Jan 2023, 11:35 pm

Because if we could tickle ourselves Jello would start coming out of our ears

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24 Jan 2023, 11:36 pm

What happens if you mix chocolate with lasagna?

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24 Jan 2023, 11:41 pm

It makes wet dust.
Or, so he said.

When will it be ready?

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25 Jan 2023, 3:33 am

Chocolate lasagna wet dust? Check the oven in thirty minutes.

Whom should I invite for a dinner?

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25 Jan 2023, 5:55 am

Hannibal Lecter.

What type of curry should I have today?

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