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b9
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03 Mar 2010, 1:50 am

how do NT's communicate with corpses?

they use body language.



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03 Mar 2010, 1:52 am

How do NTs communicate with binoculars?

They use eye contact.


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03 Mar 2010, 2:00 am

Q; How can NTz get a small sense of what it feels like to be socially impaired?

A: Handcuff the NT to a chair (with his cellphone and PDA switched OFF) and make the NT go face to face with an Aspie for 3 hours, on the topic of overhead cam shafts in the 70s


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03 Mar 2010, 1:01 pm

What do you call a computer illiterate NT?

The Aspie's customer.



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03 Mar 2010, 1:57 pm

Q: How many NTz does it take to decorate a house?
A: 100; 1 to decorate and 99 to choose the color scheme..........over lunch, dinner and a launch party.......


:lol: :lol: :lol:



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03 Mar 2010, 1:59 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
How many NTs does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change. :lol:


PURE HEE-HEE larity!! Loved it!! :lol: :lol:



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03 Mar 2010, 1:59 pm

don't be dissin those parties!
good f*****g times at parties getting drunk and smoking weed (its legal here)



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03 Mar 2010, 3:49 pm

Kilroy wrote:
don't be dissin those parties!
good f***ing times at parties getting drunk and smoking weed (its legal here)


Where are you? Where I am weed is a class B drug.
And yeah parties are great I don't see the big fuss with them.


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03 Mar 2010, 4:33 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Kilroy wrote:
don't be dissin those parties!
good f***ing times at parties getting drunk and smoking weed (its legal here)


Where are you? Where I am weed is a class B drug.
And yeah parties are great I don't see the big fuss with them.


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04 Mar 2010, 5:57 am

b9 wrote:
why is it easy to put one over an NT?
because they are prone to reciprocation.

explanation (because i know no one will get it):
the reciprocal of 2 is 1/2. the reciprocal of x is 1/x
the reciprocal of NT is 1/NT)


gee, i sure wish i had the maths gene. :(